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Best/Funniest console cheats Sexy ladies and cheats inside
Posted 10 months ago, last post 2 months ago by Kiwi2007
. WTF = Welcome To Finland	62 Replies 3,273 Views 4 Favorites Undefined Class (?)
I had my internet down for couple days. In that time I used to play Css againts bots (so boring). I used noclip and impulse 101 and other cheats for fun. Now I'm asking best and funniest console cheats that you know, so I can use them when my internet is down in future.

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	. I'm special. \| Y2M	x 5
	Posted 10 months ago
Give me the hot ladies! >:(

	. Fragtal1ty \| Y2M	x 0
	Posted 10 months ago
What about bounce and friction? Those are fun to fuck with.

	. WTF = Welcome To Finland \| Y2M	x 0
	Posted 10 months ago
I tried bounce too but I didn't get it work properly. Testing friction now. Posted by Zippit Give me the hot ladies! >:( Visit here Finland and I'll give your ladies ;)

	. WTF = Welcome To Finland \| Y2M	x 0
	Posted 10 months ago
It was kinda hard to fly around with noclip when using friciton :D Is there no recoil cheat or somthing which allows to fire perfectly while in air and noclipped?

	Miggi . Dicke Mädchja ham schüne namen \| Y2M	x 0
	Posted 10 months ago
Lol if u want to cheat u must dl some cheat tools like aimbot or wallhack ;)
mir sin die Blos m'r jet & bums Kapell
	. WTF = Welcome To Finland \| Y2M	x 0
	Posted 10 months ago
I want console cheats! I don't want to get banned for these ^^

	. Chronically Apathetic \| Y2M	x 0
	Posted 10 months ago
Host_timescale 0.5 for bullet time, thats what i always do with bots because your reactions become 10 times faster :D

	Deadmonkey . \| Y2M	x 0
	Posted 10 months ago
Posted by SwatMat I tried bounce too but I didn't get it work properly. Testing friction now. Posted by Zippit Give me the hot ladies! >:( Visit here Finland and I'll give your ladies ;) You shoulda see the swedish girls ;D

	. Visit belowsilence.ath.cx \| Y2M	x 0
	Posted 10 months ago
Posted by Deadmonkey Posted by SwatMat I tried bounce too but I didn't get it work properly. Testing friction now. Posted by Zippit Give me the hot ladies! >:( Visit here Finland and I'll give your ladies ;) You shoulda see the swedish girls ;D Damn right!

	. WTF = Welcome To Finland \| Y2M	x 0
	Posted 10 months ago
Lol bit offtopic maybe? :D

	. WTF = Welcome To Finland \| Y2M	x 0
	Posted 10 months ago
Bump... Someone know more?

	Zabuza . "The instrument of Doom" \| Y2M	x 0
	Posted 10 months ago
Turn sv_cheats 1 on, and use r_drawothermodels 2.

	. WTF = Welcome To Finland \| Y2M	x 0
	Posted 10 months ago
Posted by Zabuza Turn sv_cheats 1 on, and use r_drawothermodels 2. Kinda like wallhack :D

	. This is a mumorpuger! \| Y2M	x 0
	Posted 10 months ago
Mp_friction 0.

	. Absent cuz fpsb sux \| Y2M	x 0
	Posted 10 months ago
Press F10. I love it!!! And host_framerate 5 It's like speedhack.

	. WTF = Welcome To Finland \| Y2M	x 0
	Posted 10 months ago
Posted by GrandSpammer Press F10. I love it!!! And host_framerate 5 It's like speedhack. Bad thing I have removed F10 from bindings... And noclip is my speedhack :D But thanks anyway Posted by Scouts Mp_friction 0. Too late :) Clownfart posted this already...

	. WTF = Welcome To Finland \| Y2M	x 0
	Posted 10 months ago
Someone know more?

	dodgeball210 . Bananite \| Y2M	x 0
	Posted 10 months ago
Sv_gravity is fun to mess with
Bananite
	. Fragtal1ty \| Y2M	x 0
	Posted 10 months ago
Posted by Scouts Mp_friction 0. Mp_friction -2

	TankBurger . We're back to bread ladies. \| Y2M	x 0
	Posted 10 months ago
Mat_proxy 2, it makes walls invisible.

	. WTF = Welcome To Finland \| Y2M	x 0
	Posted 10 months ago
Posted by TankBurger Mat_proxy 2, it makes walls invisible. I have to test this today o.O

	. This is a mumorpuger! \| Y2M	x 0
	Posted 10 months ago
Posted by Zabuza Turn sv_cheats 1 on, and use r_drawothermodels 2. /win.

	. I am EKAH. \| Y2M	x 0
	Posted 10 months ago
Posted by SwatMat I tried bounce too but I didn't get it work properly. Testing friction now. Posted by Zippit Give me the hot ladies! >:( Visit here Finland and I'll give your ladies ;) Haha nice try I've seen Findlan and youre so called ladies D:!

	. WTF = Welcome To Finland \| Y2M	x 0
	Posted 10 months ago
Posted by EKAH Posted by SwatMat I tried bounce too but I didn't get it work properly. Testing friction now. Posted by Zippit Give me the hot ladies! >:( Visit here Finland and I'll give your ladies ;) Haha nice try I've seen Findlan and youre so called ladies D:! We are?

	moldo2 . !? \| Y2M	x 0
	Posted 9 months ago
Ever tried phys_pushscale? just set to 1000 or something. Makes your shots apply more force to an objecet theres also sv_cheats 1 first and then bot_dont_shoot 1 command says what it do but with phys_pushscale it so fun to kill bots with flying objects
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	. WTF = Welcome To Finland \| Y2M	x 0
	Posted 9 months ago
Thank you for that :) I need to get my steam working so I can test this :S

	thelostcause . BOOM Headshot \| Y2M	x 0
	Posted 9 months ago
Bot_freakout 1-4(or any other number in fact) for spazzy bots give weapon_... for weapons bot_mimic 1 funny how they do what you do bot_zombie 1 still dont know what it does... bind "whatever" do it when your dead and in free roam :) and last but not least... thirdperson, use it with cam_idealyaw/pitch/dist 0-360 (not a limit but instead the most you really need) and thats it.

	fox . call the cops, i dont give a fuck \| Y2M	x 0
	Posted 9 months ago
PREPARE FOR AWESOME sv_cheats 1 and sv_showimpacts 1 shows all bullet holes as red squares and all activated hitboxes, its always on in my server also, sv_cheats 1 and "create hairball" it makes these weird black fuzz balls bounce around and stick to things

	TehSilence . Stop Existing. Now. \| Y2M	x 0
	Posted 8 months ago
I know of a funny thing to do, if you're just messing around. sv_gravity -1 Then throw a nade in a straight line. It's funny, if it doesn't crash your server =P
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	. diareah power \| Y2M	x 0
	Posted 8 months ago
Mat_wireframe 1 = works the same as maphacks except the walls and ur enemies turn into lines

	Fibbs . Pathological Demand Avoidance. \| Y2M	x 0
	Posted 6 months ago
Posted by fox PREPARE FOR AWESOME sv_cheats 1 and sv_showimpacts 1 shows all bullet holes as red squares and all activated hitboxes, its always on in my server also, sv_cheats 1 and "create hairball" it makes these weird black fuzz balls bounce around and stick to things Rofl wow I need to try this

	. Home Movies ftw \| Y2M	x 0
	Posted 6 months ago
Sv_friction 0 is fun to do if you know how to go super fast. Hold w and d and keep on turning to your right and you can go superfast.

	. I'm totally into dudes \| Y2M	x 0
	Posted 6 months ago
Mat_miplevels 1 Makes your map a rainbow acid trip of sex.

	. WTF = Welcome To Finland \| Y2M	x 0
	Posted 6 months ago
Posted by Paul Mat_miplevels 1 Makes your map a rainbow acid trip of sex. lol I'll test that tomorrow :D

	. Don't Shoot The Wockets \| Y2M	x 0
	Posted 6 months ago
Sv_cheats 1 phys_pushscale 99999 sv_gravity 400 bind "=" "sv_cheats 1" bind "-" "impulse 101"

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