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If you had a portal gun... What would you do?
Posted 1 year ago, last post 13 days ago by jermy
fox . get your own damn sigs.	756 Replies 49,076 Views 19 Favorites Riveting Class (?)
Personally, i think living inside myself would be a quickly made (and regretted) decision. also, pics are welcome

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	Posted 1 year ago
Id portal inside of a porno!

	fox . get your own damn sigs. \| Y2M	x 12
	Posted 1 year ago
Posted by Swifty Id portal inside of a porno! congrats, you confirmed my hypothesis on first reply

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	Posted 1 year ago
Lmfao... dude... that was fucking hilarious... i love ur picture!! hahahahahahaha if i had a portal gun.... id ask someone to build a real life replica of the game... and see if i can pass all 19 levels in real life!!! or id shoot at portal at the moon or something... and just portal myself from planet to planet!!!

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	Posted 1 year ago
Posted by fox Posted by Swifty Id portal inside of a porno! congrats, you confirmed my hypothesis on first reply Seriously it would be fun!

	JoeDirt123 . \| Y2M	x 0
	Posted 1 year ago
I would shoot a portal on the ceiling, then shoot a portal directly underneath it and jump in.

	. Your friendly neighbourhood maniac \| Y2M	x 2
	Posted 1 year ago
Portal in road. Portal at top of tall building. 'nuff said.

	Sparks? . ... I Broke The Dam \| Y2M	x 0
	Posted 1 year ago
That made me laugh! Nice one!

	. Agh, Spinnen \| Y2M	x 9
	Posted 1 year ago
I'd portal the militants out of Iraq.
Smithz made my set
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	Posted 1 year ago
Id shoot a portal into space and see if it takes me any where....

	. Human After All \| Y2M	x 17
	Posted 1 year ago
I would portal into the girls showers naked

	: I know security, inside and out. \| Y2M	x 5
	Posted 1 year ago
First the Moon, then Mars, then Pluto, and so on. I'd go spacehopping till I found the other people out there. If that for some reason would be impossible though, girls locker room would do me just fine.

	Seb . Baron Seb \| Y2M	x 0
	Posted 1 year ago
I'd get another one made, give it to my mate. And have fights with it. Or just tear up the world.

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	Posted 1 year ago
Id ride a bomb down to earth and shoot a portal right before we crash and shoot it out into space!!!! i could fight TERRORISM!!!!!

	fox . get your own damn sigs. \| Y2M	x 15
	Posted 1 year ago
Shoot a portal at a blender and go back in time (works in movies so its true) and shoot a portal at the world trade center before the planes hit it. then the planes would go through and the terrorist would be like "WTF HAX"

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	Posted 1 year ago
What movie have u seen ppl shoot portals into blenders and travel in time?? lol

	fox . get your own damn sigs. \| Y2M	x 56
	Posted 1 year ago
Also, stick my elbow in one and out of one infront of my face. and lick it

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	Posted 1 year ago
Posted by fox Also, stick my elbow in one and out of one infront of my face. and lick it You're my hero.

	fox . get your own damn sigs. \| Y2M	x 3
	Posted 1 year ago
Posted by BlackRaven.Pl What movie have u seen ppl shoot portals into blenders and travel in time?? lol wasn't in the goonies? or was it "awesome dude II, this time we got portals AND small appliances "

	. <3 Kokoro \| Y2M	x 2
	Posted 1 year ago
I'd give myself a blowjob.

	fox . get your own damn sigs. \| Y2M	x 3
	Posted 1 year ago
Posted by kat_fish I'd give myself a blowjob. another hypothesis confirmed...

	. A surveillance camera?! \| Y2M	x 8
	Posted 1 year ago
I'd put a portal in my toilet and then one over the highway and see how many windshields I can hit with my feces.

	fox . get your own damn sigs. \| Y2M	x 9
	Posted 1 year ago
What good is a portal gun if you cant traumatize kids?

	firefox . EKAH's Slave \| Y2M	x 0
	Posted 1 year ago
EVERYTHING DAMN IT!! That would be so awesome.. >:D!!!!!

	. <3 Kokoro \| Y2M	x 2
	Posted 1 year ago
I would probably rob some houses too. Sneak into area 51... I would never let go of it though, not even during sex. ( Which I would start getting a lot of with the portal gun )

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	Posted 1 year ago
Yea... id do everything i couldnt do when i didnt hav a portal gun... simple... and maybe even some that i could have.... id love to have sex thru a portal... lmfao

	. <3 Kokoro \| Y2M	x 2
	Posted 1 year ago
Guys...I just had a thought. If you closed the portals, whilst being half in and half out of one...would you be torn in half?!

	. Endless Gaming \| Y2M	x 0
	Posted 1 year ago
If i had a portal gun like robb shops with it xD like pop up in a shop get some stuff n just jump out lol and maybe space hoping and portal to a sexy girls house wen she gettng changed or in the shower :P. THE DREAM :p LMFAO

	. Endless Gaming \| Y2M	x 0
	Posted 1 year ago
Posted by kat_fish Guys...I just had a thought. If you closed the portals, whilst being half in and half out of one...would you be torn in half?! Obervsly lol or u would just stay there hanging till u shoot another portal lol.

	. I will make an offer you can't refuse. \| Y2M	x 0
	Posted 1 year ago
I'd teleport the game to the World Of Warcraft GM island.

	fox . get your own damn sigs. \| Y2M	x 38
	Posted 1 year ago
'nuff said (like you wouldn't try this)

	. <3 Kokoro \| Y2M	x 2
	Posted 1 year ago
I'd do myself up the ass. Just so I know what being rammed up the ass feels like. I mean...at least it's me doing it and not some 7ft prison veteran called bubba.

	fox . get your own damn sigs. \| Y2M	x 6
	Posted 1 year ago
Posted by kat_fish I'd do myself up the ass. Just so I know what being rammed up the ass feels like. I mean...at least it's me doing it and not some 7ft prison veteran called bubba. your making me unconformable

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	Posted 1 year ago
I wouldnt wanna get rammed up the ass. PERIOD..... =( id portal myself into a car dealer ship... n steal a bunch of sweet ass rides.

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	Posted 1 year ago
You could do more with the portal but I'll leave it to your imagination =D !
($programmer == tired) ? set_mode(sleep) : set_mode(programming);
	. Human After All \| Y2M	x 0
	Posted 1 year ago
I would portal to a weapons factory and portal them all back with me.

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