This is something that has made me angry so many times it isn't funny. I don't know about other countries, but Australia has some fucked up censorship laws.
Our main radio stations are absolutely pathetic. I was listening to Hot FM the other night and Eminem's song "Shake that" came on. I will post a snippet of the real lyrics, followed by a snippet of what i heard after censorship.
Get buzzed, get drunk, get crunked, get fucked up
Hit the strip club don't forget ones get your dick rubbed
Get fucked, get sucked, get wasted, shit faceted
Pasted, blasted, puke drink up, get a new drink
Hit the bathroom sink, throw up
Get buzzed, get drunk, get crunked, get ______ up
Hit the strip club don't forget ones get your ____ rubbed
Get ______, get ______, get wasted, ____ faceted
Pasted, blasted, puke drink up, get a new drink
Hit the bathroom sink, throw up
The word "ass" in the chorus was even censored! This isn't even worth playing anymore it's censored so much. The Australian government also banned Eminem from ever entering Australia. So we can't see him live without moving country!
Then came big brother. They made an adult version and put it on late at night, and they still censored the swearing! WHAT'S THE FUCKING POINT!
A girl on big brother got turkey slapped by two guys on the show and both guys got immediately kicked out of the house (even though the woman enjoyed it). The turkey slap caused the biggest number of complaints about a TV show ever recorded in Australia.
Okay people, you say this stuff offends you, then you stay up until midnight to watch Big Brother Uncut then complain about anything inappropriate you see. Some of you even complain every week and watch it purely to pick on it. These are the worst of people that need to be removed from existence.
Another major example of censorship was a total recall of all copies of Grand Theft Auto III for Playstation 2. This recall was to remove the ability to pick up hookers off the street and pay for sex.
My view on censorship is simple:
1) Provide adequate warnings to people of any inappropriate content.
2) Provide a recommended minimum age for people to view it.
3) IF YOU DON'T LIKE SEX, DON'T WATCH SHOWS LIKE BIG BROTHER WITH SEX SCENE WARNINGS!
IF YOU DON'T LIKE SWEARING, DON'T DOWNLOAD EMINEM THEN COMPLAIN ABOUT HIM!
IF YOU DONT LIKE PROSTITUTION, DON'T PULL UP BESIDE HOOKERS AND HONK YOUR HORN IN GTA III.
It is that simple. Stop being such a party pooper and deliberately watching things trying to get offended just so you can complain. You are obviously a sad git with nothing better to do.
Everything on TV has a rating and all appropriate warnings in your TV guide, and on TV before the program starts, and whenever the show returns from a commercial break! Same goes for movies and games!
Let us have our uncensored material in peace and stop trying to take our shows off the air because you choose to sit up all night and watch them!