So I just picked up a 1996 Chevy Tahoe for $621 today. It works like it's brand new (with the exception of the air conditioner, which is broken). It has a brand new transmission, the V8 engine has been completely refurbished, and it works like a dream. Anyone feel the need to make fun of it, give me your home address and I'll run your house over.
It's a gas guzzler, but it was cheap and it was in good condition.