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Posted 2 months ago, last post 2 months ago by corkey
markslo1 .
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I was waiting at bus station today. So, when the bus came, it was like, totally full by some people. They weren't Slovenian, as I am from Slovenia. So, i went into the bus and i needed to stand because the bus was full of these weird people. There were two girls, watching me. I was like, totally near them. So, she asked me something in German. I was like wtf. I said i dont understand them what they saying. So we started talking in english. I had to told them a few Slovenian words. Lol i was rofling so hard because they couldn't say the word right. So yeah, then they said if i can say the word Ich liebe dich. So i said it. I dunno, my surname is german lol. So, then she took out a paper out of her backpack and wrote something on it. She gave it to me. On the paper it said Möse. So, what i'm wondering is, what that means. She said i need to google it for translation, but it just says Möse. Like, when i try to translate from German/Dutch to English, it just says Möse = Möse. So, tell me, what does that mean?


Möse = ????



EDIT: Another thing: I was on my way home. I was at my girlfriend and i had birthday like 4 days before we met. And so, yeah, she bought me a present. She bought me new underwear. Not because I'm dirty down there >:D, just because she didn't know what to buy. I got plenty of teddybears from her, necklace, and stuff. So yeah, maybe those girls were horny because they thought i was horny too. They saw what i had in the bag...
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Losing all hope was freedom. | Y2M
Posted 2 months ago
What are these things called "girls" that you speak of?
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Clear Sky | Y2M
Posted 2 months ago
I didn't read that, but did these 2 girls have a cup by any chance?
KniteWulf .
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Posted 2 months ago
Maybe the umlauts aren't supposed to be there. Mose translates to Moses.

Also, Ich liebe dich = I love you.
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Day 27... ๏̯͡๏? | Y2M
Posted 2 months ago
I'd lol if Möse meant asshole or something of that sort. xD

EDIT//
FUCKIN LOL'D
If urban dictionary is true this time xD

EDIT2//
More source

You're a twat. XDXDXDXDXDXD
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I want it painted black | Y2M
Posted 2 months ago
"Ich liebe dich" means "I love you."
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I am the antichrist. I am the walrus | Y2M
Posted 2 months ago
Lol I didn't know people actually used the word totally... :)
I have no idea what a Möse is, it could be moses?

Doesn't Ich liebe dich... mean I love cock?

EDIT: I was close.
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Movie Fanatic :D | Y2M
Posted 2 months ago
Dude that's totally amazing.
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STALK OUT OF HERE GETTER | Y2M
Posted 2 months ago
Ahahahahah. This thread is full of lulz.
KniteWulf .
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Posted 2 months ago
Posted by Rockerdudeman

Lol I didn't know people actually used the word totally... :)
I have no idea what a Möse is, it could be moses?

Doesn't Ich liebe dich... mean I love cock?

Read my post and Bopper's

Also, yea Möse meaning what it does, according to the Urban Dictionary, I'd say these girls want you.
arthuro12 .
IM A NOOB >:D | Y2M
Posted 2 months ago
Posted by Rockerdudeman

Lol I didn't know people actually used the word totally... :)
I have no idea what a Möse is, it could be moses?

Doesn't Ich liebe dich... mean I love cock?

EDIT: I was close.



.. Ich liebe dich is on the old cups of McDonalds.. o.O

:D


It means I love you... no Fing idea what Möse means o.O
hewwooooo shake my hand plz :D
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What a stupid emokid! | Y2M
Posted 2 months ago
Muhahaha :D i knew that before you posted it here :D
markslo1 .
OPEN UP YOUR HEARTS PEOPLE! | Y2M
Posted 2 months ago
Lol i think they meant Pussy. They want me to lick they're pussies? :O
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Posted 2 months ago
Posted by markslo1

Lol i think they meant Pussy. They want me to lick they're pussies? :O

Just remember, if it comes to it... No glove no love.
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WTF = Welcome To Finland | Y2M
Posted 2 months ago
You get enough pussy from your gf so... DON'T TRUST THE GIRLS, IT'S A TRAP! D:
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Love you. | Y2M
Posted 2 months ago
The real question is : did you get some ?
CLICK IT NAOW YOU FUCKING ASS LICKER!
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WTF = Welcome To Finland | Y2M
Posted 2 months ago
Posted by smurfii

The real question is : did you get some ?

In crowded bus? O_O
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Xtreme .
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Posted 2 months ago
Mark, doich people, expecially girls like to jerk off a LOT... You should have expected this kind of shit... Good luck though.
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Love you. | Y2M
Posted 2 months ago
Posted by SwatMat

Posted by smurfii

The real question is : did you get some ?

In crowded bus? O_O

id go for it , wouldnt you ?
CLICK IT NAOW YOU FUCKING ASS LICKER!
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WTF = Welcome To Finland | Y2M
Posted 2 months ago
Posted by smurfii

Posted by SwatMat

Posted by smurfii

The real question is : did you get some ?

In crowded bus? O_O

id go for it , wouldnt you ?

Maybe....
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KniteWulf .
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Posted 2 months ago
Posted by Xtreme

Mark, doich people, expecially girls like to jerk off a LOT... You should have expected this kind of shit... Good luck though.

Source?
Xtreme .
Remember to thumb. | Y2M
Posted 2 months ago
Posted by KniteWulf

Posted by Xtreme

Mark, doich people, expecially girls like to jerk off a LOT... You should have expected this kind of shit... Good luck though.

Source?

Experience...
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KniteWulf .
Donate 10 points cause of my avatar | Y2M
Posted 2 months ago
Posted by Xtreme

Posted by KniteWulf

Posted by Xtreme

Mark, doich people, expecially girls like to jerk off a LOT... You should have expected this kind of shit... Good luck though.

Source?

Experience...

Pics or it didn't happen.
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Posted 2 months ago
Posted by markslo1

Lol i think they meant Pussy. They want me to lick they're pussies? :O

Maybe they were calling you a pussy.
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Yyum .
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Posted 2 months ago
Posted by Rent-a-Retard

Posted by markslo1

Lol i think they meant Pussy. They want me to lick they're pussies? :O

Maybe they were calling you a pussy.


Haha, they totally called you a pussy!
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Banned | Y2M
Posted 2 months ago
Posted by Xtreme

Mark, doich people, expecially girls like to jerk off a LOT... You should have expected this kind of shit... Good luck though.

Lol, I love the especially girls part. Did you have guys tryin' to jerk you off too?
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Xtreme .
Remember to thumb. | Y2M
Posted 2 months ago
Posted by KniteWulf

Pics or it didn't happen.

Rofl...
Come in Italy, Peschiera, there are lots of doich drunk and sobre girls, they all say idiotic things like Mose or whatever they like to say.
Posted by Rent-a-Retard

Posted by Xtreme

Mark, doich people, expecially girls like to jerk off a LOT... You should have expected this kind of shit... Good luck though.

Lol, I love the especially girls part. Did you have guys tryin' to jerk you off too?

My ex GF yeah.
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Posted 2 months ago
Posted by Xtreme
Posted by Rent-a-Retard
Posted by Xtreme

Mark, doich people, expecially girls like to jerk off a LOT... You should have expected this kind of shit... Good luck though.

Lol, I love the especially girls part. Did you have guys tryin' to jerk you off too?

My ex GF yeah.


You just said your ex girlfriend was a guy. Might want to change the wording on that.
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Add me to your Watchlist! | Y2M
Posted 2 months ago
Your ex gf was a guy?! o_____O

What....the...
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Posted 2 months ago
You got pwnt! :D
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Bl4ckou7 .
Hide the hate inside | Y2M
Posted 2 months ago
Horny girls on a bus..... wow!
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markslo1 .
OPEN UP YOUR HEARTS PEOPLE! | Y2M
Posted 2 months ago
Posted by Rent-a-Retard

Posted by markslo1

Lol i think they meant Pussy. They want me to lick they're pussies? :O

Maybe they were calling you a pussy.


Naw they said i was handsome and wanted my msn :D I also gave them my phone number.
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Posted 2 months ago
Posted by Bl4ckou7

Horny girls on a bus..... wow!

Ever heard of "bangbus"?
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markslo1 .
OPEN UP YOUR HEARTS PEOPLE! | Y2M
Posted 2 months ago
Posted by Rent-a-Retard

Posted by Bl4ckou7

Horny girls on a bus..... wow!

Ever heard of "bangbus"?


What about bangbros?
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Posted 2 months ago


You get a free Dobby!
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Posted 2 months ago
Posted by Rent-a-Retard



You get a free Dobby!

That has to be one of the most disturbing images I've ever seen..
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