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Moon mistaken for UFO.. Ok..
Posted 5 months ago, last post 4 months ago by shank123
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Voting Poll You must login or register to access this! Wtf is happening to people these days.. I swear the worlds IQ is actually falling with every new generation. On the other hand, these stories made me lulz big time, have a read :) Article 1 The moon was mistaken for a "bright, stationary" UFO which had been loitering for at least half an hour, by a confused local in South Wales who made a 999 call to the police. Today officers released a transcript in order to highlight the time wasted by unnecessary 999 calls. The bizzare conversation ran as follows: Control: "South Wales Police, what's your emergency?" Caller: "It's not really. I just need to inform you that across the mountain there's a bright stationary object." Control: "Right." Caller: "If you've got a couple of minutes perhaps you could find out what it is? It's been there at least half an hour and it's still there." Control: "It's been there for half an hour. Right. Is it actually on the mountain or in the sky?" Caller: "It's in the air." Control: "I will send someone up there now to check it out." Caller: "OK." After the police patrol car arrives, the script reveals the exchange between the control room and the police officer sent to the scene. Control: "Alpha Zulu 20, this object in the sky, did anyone have a look at it?" Officer: "Yes, it's the moon. Over." A police spokeswoman said: "This was a recent example of an inappropriate 999 call to South Wales Police. "Yes, we can all see the comical side but calling 999 with an unnecessary non-emergency call could block a genuine call for vital seconds and put lives at risk." Other bizarre calls cited by the police force included someone asking for help voting for Rhydian on The X-Factor and another requesting a pound coin for their supermarket trolley. Someone obviously needs a slap.. Here's a link to the audio.. lmfao. Here's a link to the article. Article 2 Man found in basement covered in BBQ sauce APPLETON, Wisc. (NEWSCHANNEL 3) - A couple telephoned police in the middle of the night after finding a man in their basement covered head to toe in barbecue sauce. "He told the officers that it was urban camouflage," said the homeowner. This happened in Wisconsin. The homeowners say they woke up to whistling sounds. The husband grabbed his shotgun and headed toward the basement where he found the sauced-up intruder. He held him at gunpoint until police arrived. The guy told officers he covered himself in barbecue sauce because he wanted to hide from the government. He now faces burglary charges. Here's a link to the article. Erm.. ? Any thoughts on how we can stop this MADNESS?!!

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	Posted 5 months ago
I saw this on the bbc website yesterday. Have you listened to the audio!?! it sounds stagged.

	Ekic . Bananite \| Y2M	x 0
	Posted 5 months ago
Aah yes I saw this on BBC yesterday. I lol'd.
Bananite
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	Posted 5 months ago
Yea i saw that too. i stupid noobs, botch needs to rape them.

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	Posted 5 months ago
Do you have the links to the articles D: ?
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	Posted 5 months ago
Urban camouflage? What a fucking excuse. He was just waiting for a stray dog to find its way to him to suck him off. Yup...

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	Posted 5 months ago
Any thoughts on how we can stop this MADNESS?!! This might help... Posted by тommy j n Urban camouflage? What a fucking excuse. He was just waiting for a stray dog to find its way to him to suck him off. Yup... The homeowner said that, not the BBQ man.

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	Posted 5 months ago
Posted by Swamp56 Do you have the links to the articles D: ? Added ^^

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	Posted 5 months ago
I just have to do the honours

	. True S.T.A.L.K.E.R of FPSB. \| Y2M	x 1
	Posted 5 months ago
I put that in the main thread to save you insanely original people from having to do it.. ;)

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	Posted 5 months ago
Posted by Smithz I put that in the main thread to save you insanely original people from having to do it.. ;) that cat didnt mention serious thread :( he just menstioned hes fucking serious lol.

	Ekic . Bananite \| Y2M	x 1
	Posted 5 months ago
Something just struck me... When the patrol had investigated the call they should report back to the control, why didn't they? The control had to ask them if they had been there.
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	Posted 5 months ago
"Yes, it's the Moon. Over."

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	Posted 5 months ago
Posted by Ekic Something just struck me... When the patrol had investigated the call they should report back to the control, why didn't they? The control had to ask them if they had been there. That's Southern Wales for yuh.

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	Posted 5 months ago
Posted by Bopper The homeowner said that, not the BBQ man. "He told the officers that it was urban camouflage." Yes, I am aware of who said that, but using my extraordinary fountain of knowledge known as my brain, I assumed "He" was referring to the BBQ man. You see? You see, awesome.

	. True S.T.A.L.K.E.R of FPSB. \| Y2M	x 0
	Posted 5 months ago
Yeah I was thinking that aswell. But then again, if I was called to look at that and saw the moon I might not radio in either ^^

	Shank123 . Bananite! \| Y2M	x 0
	Posted 4 months ago
Lol that bbqsauce guy is cool
:)

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