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I don't feel too good.
Posted 2 years ago
Last post 2 years ago by The404Error



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So today, I accidentally woke up around 12 in the afternoon. I got a very late brunch. I worked for a long time on homework I hadn't yet finished for this week. I didn't really think about doing much of anything else. I looked at the clock when I finished and it said "7". I was like "F***", because that means all of the dining halls on campus are closed on Sunday. The buses don't operate on Sundays, I don't have a car or bike, I have $2, not enough to order pizza or anything for delivery. That means I have no dinner, and I had only eaten one meal for the entire day, and it wasn't a big one, either.

So I take my $2 and I tell myself "I can at least get something at the laundry room vending machine. Just cause I'm starving tonight doesn't mean I'm going to die of thirst." So I walk down 4 flights of stairs, uphill for 5 minutes and get to the closest laundry room. So I put in my $2 ($1.50 drinks) and I push the button for Sprite. Nothing comes out. I push the button for Pepsi, and nothing comes out. I push every single button, same deal. I push the coin return button, and it gives me a quarter back, because it doesn't have enough. So I'm fucking pissed at this machine, enraged and insane from not eating, and I start banging on the machine - kicking it, trying to get something. At one point, this chick comes in to see me practically humping the machine.

I leave embarrassed, back to the room with a fucking quarter. I'm starving and now tired from walking around. I open the door to my dorm room and collapse on my bed, stomach hurting like hell. I remember, about 1-2 weeks ago, I purchased different kinds of products to keep myself healthy and active. But the main thing was, I purchased a bunch of caffeine tablets online. I did it for two reasons. 1. I don't have a coffeemaker in my dorm room, and 2. Sometimes I need that extra little boost in the morning. I didn't know how many came in the "bulk pack". I was amazed that each container has around 75 pieces, I got around 8 of them in bulk. The total cost me $20, and I saved around $15 if I had bought them individually. I trusted myself to use them only in emergencies, like when I woke up with 10 minutes to get to class.

I said, you know, what the hell, it's better than eating nothing. So I take a handful of them. They had a blueberry soda-like taste to them. So I was all like... "Hey, I haven't checked out what's in these things!" So I turn to the back of the canister, and I start reading the ingredients "Sugar, Dextrose, Citric Acid, Caffeine..." Nothing unusual. Then I see a big warning label that says this: "WARNING: Due to the concentrated levels of caffeine and guarana inside this product, it is dangerous and extremely unadvised to take more than the serving size. Do not take more than 4 tablets pet day." My heart sorta sunk there.

So I spill the rest of the can onto a paper towel on my desk, I'm starting to feel the buzz already. I start counting the tablets leftover. I counted 53. That means I took 22. 5 1/2 times the recommended serving size. I shouted "F***" so loud I almost woke up a number of dormmates.

So I'm struggling to think of something to do. I need to get some of it out of my body by any means necessary. And then I remember my emergency kit inside my bed that I had made for my First Aid class. I rummage through it and get to the poison control kit. I come across a bottle of Ipecac syrup. I rush to the bathroom and take a large dose. Within minutes, I'm at the edge of the toilet, throwing up into the bowl. My hands are shaking still, my body continuing to feel the effects of the already digested tablets. My throat is burning, and my stomach is empty. I feel like throwing up more, but I simply can't. I have to take a swig of water, so I go to get some tap water. I drink it, and within minutes, I spit it out.

My body still feels like crap. So I go back to my emergency kit and grab a bottle of Pepto Bismol. I take some... but then, wouldn't you know it? I now feel that I have to throw up that little bit of Pepto Bismol. So I rush back into the bathroom, and lean over the toilet seat, and out of nowhere, one of the girls from across the hall walks into the bathroom, in her pajamas to brush her teeth. She says "Hi" to me, and stupidly I look over at her, mouth dripping with water and vomit, sweat all over my face. Out of nowhere, I just throw up again, right on the tile floor, in front of her face. And it's all Pepto Bismol, so it's pure pink, and it dripped out for seconds after I gagged. She shrieks and runs out of the bathroom.

So I wash my mouth out with water, not swallowing any, went back to my room, took my shirt off and put an icepack on my head. Then I typed this. It took me almost an hour, with spell check.

The end.

Edit: PG-13'd the content.
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2 years ago



Sexual assault rifle
Oh man you are pretty screwed there... well, I hope for the best.

2 years ago



The Best User and Second Sexiest Male™
Well, I mean. I shoulda gotten it all outta my system. I just feel like crap now... And made a fool of myself in front of two girls.

2 years ago



Sexual assault rifle
Your motto says you are the best.

2 years ago



The Best User and Second Sexiest Male™
I am.

I've been through worse.

2 years ago



I TURN MAH PC TO DA SIDE
Don't you have friends? Ask them for a dinner if you were so hungry.

2 years ago



No PAIN no game!
Damn dude that's insane. O.o

But feel lucky you're not like this one guy from our school. If his heart-rate goes a little bit higher than it is, i.e. if he exercises or has caffeine, his heart will pop. :)

But throwing it up was quick thinking, and I have no idea what those things from the med kit do, but they seemed to have helped. :D

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2 years ago



The Best User and Second Sexiest Male™
Posted by sssnake

Don't you have friends? Ask them for a dinner if you were so hungry.


You mean the ones whose parents live so close to the city that they go home every weekend?

Yes, them.

2 years ago



I've Had Sex You Stupid Beer
Dude that sucks ass, I would have vent to work on the vending machine.

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2 years ago



I is not retardedddeeddd
I laughed at the throwing up aprt where the girl came in.
its like im right there,seeing it happen p-X(this should be a pirate smiley)

2 years ago



The Best User and Second Sexiest Male™
Polls' up.

2 years ago



Insert witty quote here.
EPIC! the part with the pink vomit really cracked me up XD

2 years ago



SergeantMajor|Red Dawn
Damn...that sucks man...and the worst part is you didnt even get laid...

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2 years ago



Polk High!!
Ramen noodles are your best friend.

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2 years ago



Comrade Greeting card
Yes. Ramen ftw. Also, pink vomit is F***ing awesome!

2 years ago



S.T.A.L.K.E.R.
Damn. Epic bad day.

2 years ago



Banned
K.

2 years ago



My ex is a MILF. lol
That's all fucked up.
I tought I had a 'bad day'.



2 years ago



Pardoned after a year
Bad day I guess..

On the Internet we usually communicate through text, thus if you write like an idiot you will most likely be treated as one.
2 years ago



Red, White and Blonde
That must suck.

2 years ago



Plus
Notes: You can always just EAT SHIT


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2 years ago



Bane Of The Banana
You're an idiot.

2 years ago



Darren Little.
Haha, that was a good read mate.

Quick thinking with the tablets :)

'The whole objective of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other poor soul die for his' - Winston Churchill
2 years ago



The Best User and Second Sexiest Male™
Well, it's tomorrow morning, and I'm still alive, so I guess that's a good thing.

2 years ago



Bananite
Nice way to go. I think this will sum it all up. ;) (Please don't thumb me down, it was meant to be a joke)

Anyway, lesson learned. Don't act before you think when in these situations. Right?

2 years ago



The Best User and Second Sexiest Male™
Posted by Jackass Storm Trooper

Nice way to go. I think this will sum it all up. ;) (Please don't thumb me down, it was meant to be a joke)

Anyway, lesson learned. Don't act before you think when in these situations. Right?

Tell that to yourself when angry and running on low fuel.

2 years ago



Bananite
Posted by The404Error

Posted by Jackass Storm Trooper

Nice way to go. I think this will sum it all up. ;) (Please don't thumb me down, it was meant to be a joke)

Anyway, lesson learned. Don't act before you think when in these situations. Right?

Tell that to yourself when angry and running on low fuel.


Well one time I where at this lan party and I was so hungry and I didn't have any money for food. So on the last day (3rd day) Someone thought it was funny to take out my CPU and hide it when I was asleep so I was boiling when I woke up and couldn't start the computer. NO! I was exploding. Like ten million nukes go off at the same time. I found the bastard that did it and almost started to beat him up but I stayed calm and just told him to lay off the drugs and get the hell out of the lan party with his computer and shitty porno. (2girls1cup styled porno)
He refused so his friends toke him outside to talk with him. Then he apologized and left.

So I thought before I acted even if I hadn't been eating for 3 days and totally pissed off. I was also very tired because I only slept for 5 hours during those days.

2 years ago



Have changed back to my old name :D
"At one point, this chick comes in to see me practically humping the machine."
That made me lol
Sounds like you had quite the adventure :P

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2 years ago



The Best User and Second Sexiest Male™
Disappointing poll results are disappointing.

2 years ago



Zombie Army LeaŢer
Poor guy... You feeling better?

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2 years ago



Just another day at the campus, huh

2 years ago



a worthless fuckin' buddah head
The best thing to do was throw up and you did it, I wouldnt be to worried

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2 years ago



"I love me some britches"
Word of advice, it's very easy to get free meals. You can ask anyone you see for extra food (most notably the girl who showed up at the laundry place) or you can go to a restaurant or café and ask people who are leaving for their food or just sit at their table once they get up and leave.

However, taking 22 cafiene pills was a bit dumb, and you would have been better off putting your finger down your throat than taking ipecac so you would only have thrown up once.

Whole situation sucks though. That's why you should always have an emergency food stash.

2 years ago



Message me for a quality sub assessment.
I feel so bad for you. I hope you're feeling better.

2 years ago



Kid A/mnesiac
Man, that really sucks the charles dickens. Get some rest and eat some sold heart food, that's the best thing you can do in a nutrient-lacking environment. Try some good mac and cheese if you can find some and a glass of milk. Nutrients and vitamins seriously help when you feel like utter shit. I pulled a 48 hour stint with my friends last summer, and I think that I felt the same as you now, vomiting only some nasty acidic shit out.

Get well soon!

2 years ago



Levez Vos Skinny Fists
I dropped acid once and I vomited up my shrooms. Bet it felt worse then that.

2 years ago



~Aki Hoshino~
Never take pills without reading the label for any warning. I'm pretty paranoid about taking various types of medicine when I'm sick because I know a small handful of people who have overdosed and having your stomach pumped or going through what you did sounds like HELL. Hope you feel better soon.

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2 years ago



The Best User and Second Sexiest Male™
Posted by JesusTheRipper

Never take pills without reading the label for any warning. I'm pretty paranoid about taking various types of medicine when I'm sick because I know a small handful of people who have overdosed and having your stomach pumped or going through what you did sounds like HELL. Hope you feel better soon.


They weren't pills. They say "Mints" on the can. That's why I immediately assumed to take lots.

Anyways, I'm all better now.

2 years ago



~Aki Hoshino~
That is really stupid I mean they should not be disguised as mints! That's cruel and unusual. But anyways glad you're feeling better. Oh and one last thing 22!? Holy shit man.

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2 years ago



The Best User and Second Sexiest Male™
They're really small. About as big, probably smaller, than your pinky fingernail.

2 years ago



Starcraf Uber back under construction
You're my hero.

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2 years ago



The Best User and Second Sexiest Male™
Posted by the-Flash

You're my hero.


Quoted.

2 years ago



I'm screaming, this life is a waste.
If you were so hungry why didn't you take some of the caffeine tablets you had?

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2 years ago



"I pulled the pin out of your grenade!"
I'm sure you could get some sort of protein or something from your sperm.


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2 years ago



Kid A/mnesiac
Semen has glucose in it to nourish the sperm cells when traveling up the urethra and when they must swim around the acidic nature of the vagina and uterus.

I found it quite funny how the vagina is acidic.

2 years ago



Infamous
Oh man, college sounds fun, gotta go there.

2 years ago



Another thought of the unaware
Posted by GLaDOS

If you were so hungry why didn't you take some of the caffeine tablets you had?

He did.About 22 of em.

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2 years ago



I'm screaming, this life is a waste.
I was joking around, I actually read it foo =]

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2 years ago



I heard you like Mudkips!
This was probably the most entertaining story I've heard in a long time. 10/10

2 years ago



I heard you like Mudkips!
Pros: Very entertaining, kept my attention
Cons: None
Improvements: None
Notes: Always read the labels! Hah

2 years ago



Check your grammar when you fucking post
Dude, you need to take care of yourself. Pack up on emergency junk food lols =p

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