Well at least he may die happy.




"RIP Donald "Birdman" Staley, may your freakish face and weirdness live on in our Hearts."

I was born with a smile on my face. I think it all started from there.

As a child, I never understood why people would be only happy for moments at a time and then go about the rest of their day(s) being miserable or down. I could never understand how anyone could stay angry or sad or depressed or mad for more than 4 minutes at a time. Life is something too precious to take for granted. Life is something too short to spend being sad. As humans we strive for one thing. As humans we live our lives, we go about our days, we have our jobs, our friends, our lives; all to have a small glimpse of happiness. All to feel what it's like to truly love life.

Ever since I was born, I've been smiling. Ever since I was born I've been trying to make people laugh. I've dedicated my life to making others happy, even if for only a few seconds at a time. I feel that if I can make someone smile or laugh, I've eased their pain and made their life that much easier. I feel that if I can bring joy to some ones day by just telling them a simple joke, I've done my job. I feel it is my duty, my life's mission to make others happy. I feel that by making someone smile, I've just given them something that they work days or weeks or months for.

My name is Donald Stately. I may not be the most handsome person you've ever seen, but I sure as hell have the biggest smile. And, if possible, I'd like to make yours just as big.

I lol'd

Alas me mateys, this one isn't a good one for ye' ole scally wag known as Donald.

That is not a disease.

O noes...

Judging from his eyes, it seems to be a side effect of the bird flu.

What the hell are you talking about? You can stick your dick up the tiniest of nostrils.

SWEET MOTHER OF GOD! It looks like your head is getting so big, it has a gravitational pull, judging by the background (your door and poster board thing)

Bird flu?

Is it a new found STD? Better not be fucking contagious.

A challenger appears.

Like so?

Birdman your such a chicken.

Get well soon. :'(