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Birdman has caught a disease
Posted 2 months ago, last post 2 months ago by Paul
ZeroOrDie .
Ashley Titsdale is my hero
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Donald "BaBaBaBirdman" Staley has caught an awful disease. His face has been swelling since 9 am this morning. He might die.
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Away for a Week | Y2M
Posted 2 months ago
That's bad.. Administering Ubercharge!
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Imperfection is Attractive. | Y2M
Posted 2 months ago
Well at least he may die happy.




"RIP Donald "Birdman" Staley, may your freakish face and weirdness live on in our Hearts."
ircmaster .
not the master of IRC | Y2M
Posted 2 months ago
I thought he exploded in a mass sea of poop.
Download Day 2008
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Titsdale's #2 Fan | Y2M
Posted 2 months ago
I was born with a smile on my face. I think it all started from there.

As a child, I never understood why people would be only happy for moments at a time and then go about the rest of their day(s) being miserable or down. I could never understand how anyone could stay angry or sad or depressed or mad for more than 4 minutes at a time. Life is something too precious to take for granted. Life is something too short to spend being sad. As humans we strive for one thing. As humans we live our lives, we go about our days, we have our jobs, our friends, our lives; all to have a small glimpse of happiness. All to feel what it's like to truly love life.

Ever since I was born, I've been smiling. Ever since I was born I've been trying to make people laugh. I've dedicated my life to making others happy, even if for only a few seconds at a time. I feel that if I can make someone smile or laugh, I've eased their pain and made their life that much easier. I feel that if I can bring joy to some ones day by just telling them a simple joke, I've done my job. I feel it is my duty, my life's mission to make others happy. I feel that by making someone smile, I've just given them something that they work days or weeks or months for.

My name is Donald Stately. I may not be the most handsome person you've ever seen, but I sure as hell have the biggest smile. And, if possible, I'd like to make yours just as big.
YAH WAYY
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ATD-i | Y2M
Posted 2 months ago
I think his door caught it too. Poor thing. :(

Edit: Holy crap you look like Adam Sandler!
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If you do not have fear, your not human. | Y2M
Posted 2 months ago
I lol'd
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<3 Kokoro | Y2M
Posted 2 months ago
If it keeps swelling, I will be able to fit my dick up his nose!
That's so freakin' awesome!
ZeroOrDie .
Ashley Titsdale is my hero | Y2M
Posted 2 months ago
Alas me mateys, this one isn't a good one for ye' ole scally wag known as Donald.
v3x .
Time waits for nobody; always ticking. | Y2M
Posted 2 months ago
Birdman, you make me laugh, buddy.
You're all virgins.
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Мохд Фад | Y2M
Posted 2 months ago
That is not a disease.
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Titsdale's #2 Fan | Y2M
Posted 2 months ago
Posted by v3x

Birdman, you make me laugh, buddy.

My face or the short life story I just wrong about happiness?
YAH WAYY
Noobberry .
Thumb button Please :D | Y2M
Posted 2 months ago
O noes...
Bad Photoshopped Picture Thread!! Remember to do your Homework :D Absolutely Cramming my Ass off.
v3x .
Time waits for nobody; always ticking. | Y2M
Posted 2 months ago
Posted by BaBaBaBaBirdman

Posted by v3x

Birdman, you make me laugh, buddy.

My face or the short life story I just wrong about happiness?

Well your face (the pic in this thread at least) and the way you put the concluding paragraph. You do make some very good points, though. Just wait until you get older. The effects get worse and worse. Especially if you're not that outgoing. Nothing is fun anymore. I'm only 20.
You're all virgins.
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Respect is everything. | Y2M
Posted 2 months ago
Judging from his eyes, it seems to be a side effect of the bird flu.
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A clockwork orange bananite. | Y2M
Posted 2 months ago
Posted by KaT_FisH

If it keeps swelling, I will be able to fit my dick up his nose!
That's so freakin' awesome!

by the looks of it you probably could have done that when it was normal. ^_^
Demonio .
BALLS! | Y2M
Posted 2 months ago
Posted by KaT_FisH

If it keeps swelling, I will be able to fit my dick up his nose!
That's so freakin' awesome!


What the hell are you talking about? You can stick your dick up the tiniest of nostrils.
tizu .
Donations Sent: 59 (40,149 points) | Y2M
Posted 2 months ago
I see some hair-nose? I mean, poor you!
.50 caliber aspirin .
none. | Y2M
Posted 2 months ago
SWEET MOTHER OF GOD! It looks like your head is getting so big, it has a gravitational pull, judging by the background (your door and poster board thing)
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Titsdale's #2 Fan | Y2M
Posted 2 months ago
Posted by v3x

Posted by BaBaBaBaBirdman

Posted by v3x

Birdman, you make me laugh, buddy.

My face or the short life story I just wrong about happiness?

Well your face (the pic in this thread at least) and the way you put the concluding paragraph. You do make some very good points, though. Just wait until you get older. The effects get worse and worse. Especially if you're not that outgoing. Nothing is fun anymore. I'm only 20.

Dude, I may look 14 but I'm actually almost 18.
YAH WAYY
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I know security, inside and out. | Y2M
Posted 2 months ago
Bird flu?

My Signature
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Supah Mawdaratah! | Y2M
Posted 2 months ago
Pwned.
Moses .
| Y2M
Posted 2 months ago
Is it a new found STD? Better not be fucking contagious.
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Taking a Break. | Y2M
Posted 2 months ago
Zero's-man-juice overload? He couldn't take the flavor explosion?

I think so, sir, my diagnosis was correct all along...
i'm Sexyt
jeffysan .
Inactive. | Y2M
Posted 2 months ago
A challenger appears.

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Taking a Break. | Y2M
Posted 2 months ago
Posted by jeffysan

A challenger appears.


Git it right. He got it fixed cause he's a rich man, unrike Burrdmang. Check it:
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i'm Sexyt
jeffysan .
Inactive. | Y2M
Posted 2 months ago
Posted by Jason Bourne

Posted by jeffysan

A challenger appears.


Git it right. He got it fixed cause he's a rich man, unrike Burrdmang. Check it:
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Like so?


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Taking a Break. | Y2M
Posted 2 months ago
Yessah, yessah indeed.

BIRDMAN IS ALONE IN THIS WORLD.

This text contains excessive birdman is alone.
i'm Sexyt
HitmanHybrid1 .
"YATATATATATATA"-Heavy | Y2M
Posted 2 months ago
Birdman your such a chicken.
xCanadiansoldier .
Tactical Gamer .com css | Y2M
Posted 2 months ago
What the fuck?..
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3===D~~ | Y2M
Posted 2 months ago
Get well soon. :'(
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