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Birdman has caught a disease
Posted 2 years ago
Last post 2 years ago by Paul



Ashley Titsdale is my hero


Donald "BaBaBaBirdman" Staley has caught an awful disease. His face has been swelling since 9 am this morning. He might die.
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2 years ago



Bananite
That's bad.. Administering Ubercharge!

2 years ago



Go AS5 to mouth. Thermal paste joke
Well at least he may die happy.




"RIP Donald "Birdman" Staley, may your freakish face and weirdness live on in our Hearts."

2 years ago



Not the master of IRC
I thought he exploded in a mass sea of poop.

2 years ago



Titsdale's #2 Fan
I was born with a smile on my face. I think it all started from there.

As a child, I never understood why people would be only happy for moments at a time and then go about the rest of their day(s) being miserable or down. I could never understand how anyone could stay angry or sad or depressed or mad for more than 4 minutes at a time. Life is something too precious to take for granted. Life is something too short to spend being sad. As humans we strive for one thing. As humans we live our lives, we go about our days, we have our jobs, our friends, our lives; all to have a small glimpse of happiness. All to feel what it's like to truly love life.

Ever since I was born, I've been smiling. Ever since I was born I've been trying to make people laugh. I've dedicated my life to making others happy, even if for only a few seconds at a time. I feel that if I can make someone smile or laugh, I've eased their pain and made their life that much easier. I feel that if I can bring joy to some ones day by just telling them a simple joke, I've done my job. I feel it is my duty, my life's mission to make others happy. I feel that by making someone smile, I've just given them something that they work days or weeks or months for.

My name is Donald Stately. I may not be the most handsome person you've ever seen, but I sure as hell have the biggest smile. And, if possible, I'd like to make yours just as big.



2 years ago



Bananite
I think his door caught it too. Poor thing. :(

Edit: Holy crap you look like Adam Sandler!

2 years ago



Mappin' for life
I lol'd

Learn something new everyday, and become anything you want later.
2 years ago



<3 <3 <3
If it keeps swelling, I will be able to fit my dick up his nose!
That's so freakin' awesome!

2 years ago



Ashley Titsdale is my hero
Alas me mateys, this one isn't a good one for ye' ole scally wag known as Donald.

2 years ago



what.
Birdman, you make me laugh, buddy.

You're mother was a hamster

And your father smelt of elderberries
2 years ago



Sexual assault rifle
That is not a disease.

2 years ago



Titsdale's #2 Fan
Posted by v3x

Birdman, you make me laugh, buddy.

My face or the short life story I just wrong about happiness?



2 years ago



blank.
O noes...

2 years ago



what.
Posted by BaBaBaBaBirdman

Posted by v3x

Birdman, you make me laugh, buddy.

My face or the short life story I just wrong about happiness?

Well your face (the pic in this thread at least) and the way you put the concluding paragraph. You do make some very good points, though. Just wait until you get older. The effects get worse and worse. Especially if you're not that outgoing. Nothing is fun anymore. I'm only 20.

You're mother was a hamster

And your father smelt of elderberries
2 years ago



Respect is everything.
Judging from his eyes, it seems to be a side effect of the bird flu.

2 years ago



The orange of the banana.
Posted by KaT_FisH

If it keeps swelling, I will be able to fit my dick up his nose!
That's so freakin' awesome!

by the looks of it you probably could have done that when it was normal. ^_^

2 years ago



Gibez breaks babies
Posted by KaT_FisH

If it keeps swelling, I will be able to fit my dick up his nose!
That's so freakin' awesome!


What the hell are you talking about? You can stick your dick up the tiniest of nostrils.

2 years ago



Donations Sent: 62 (43,156 points)
I see some hair-nose? I mean, poor you!

2 years ago



none.
SWEET MOTHER OF GOD! It looks like your head is getting so big, it has a gravitational pull, judging by the background (your door and poster board thing)

2 years ago



Titsdale's #2 Fan
Posted by v3x

Posted by BaBaBaBaBirdman

Posted by v3x

Birdman, you make me laugh, buddy.

My face or the short life story I just wrong about happiness?

Well your face (the pic in this thread at least) and the way you put the concluding paragraph. You do make some very good points, though. Just wait until you get older. The effects get worse and worse. Especially if you're not that outgoing. Nothing is fun anymore. I'm only 20.

Dude, I may look 14 but I'm actually almost 18.



2 years ago



I know security, inside and out.
Bird flu?


My Signature
2 years ago



Supah Mawdaratah!
Pwned.

2 years ago



Bananite
Is it a new found STD? Better not be fucking contagious.

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2 years ago



Kid A/mnesiac
Zero's-man-juice overload? He couldn't take the flavor explosion?

I think so, sir, my diagnosis was correct all along...

2 years ago



Happy Xmas
A challenger appears.


2 years ago



Kid A/mnesiac
Posted by jeffysan

A challenger appears.


Git it right. He got it fixed cause he's a rich man, unrike Burrdmang. Check it:
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2 years ago



Happy Xmas
Posted by Jason Bourne

Posted by jeffysan

A challenger appears.


Git it right. He got it fixed cause he's a rich man, unrike Burrdmang. Check it:
Photobucket


Like so?



2 years ago



Kid A/mnesiac
Yessah, yessah indeed.

BIRDMAN IS ALONE IN THIS WORLD.

This text contains excessive birdman is alone.

2 years ago



llololololol newfag.
Birdman your such a chicken.

2 years ago



Good Bye FPSB
What the fuck?..

2 years ago



Levez Vos Skinny Fists
Get well soon. :'(

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