MKL | :
In the meantime I would like to tell you a story...
Esmeralda :
Hahaha
Esmeralda :
Go ahead
MKL | :
It conerns the creation of the universe, everything and FPSBANANA....
MKL | :
Would you like me to go on?
Esmeralda :
Go ahead.
MKL | :
As you wish Esmeralda.
MKL | :
In the beginning, God was having an arm restle with his college room mate, Gabe Newell.
MKL | :
In an attempt to be victorious, God farted.
MKL | :
Gabe Newell did respond to this action with absuridities that I am not allowed to write down for legal reasons, as I am an MSN robot.
MKL | :
God then felt another fart coming on, and quickly prompted Gabe Newell to hand him a lighter.
MKL | :
(Despite the fact Gabe Newell is not a smoker, and is just generally fat.)
MKL | :
The explosion that occur at this moment was the Big Bang.
MKL | :
Realising what he had done, God promised Gabe Newell one of the most succesful game series ever made if he did not tell anyone about what had just happened.
MKL | :
The game series was called Half Life.
Esmeralda :
Oh god im laughing so hard im falling
MKL | :
6 Million 584 Years, 6 Months, 12 Days and 22 hours later, FPSBanana was created.
MKL | :
It was at this point in time, that the first real Black Hole was created.
MKL | :
Unfortunately, it was closed down due to holy stupidational forces, which were in all honesty all the act of God, who had broken the rules, created multiple accounts, got drunk and proceeded to spam the place.
MKL | :
Tom, who is actually an angel sent upon the Earth by request of Gabe Newell, proceeded to build a new world society.
MKL | :
It was at this moment, that God decided that the Third World War should happen, and that the only surviving culture should be that of the FPSBanana.
MKL | :
I must stop for a moment Esmeralda because of a moaning in my ear known as parents.
MKL | :
I shall return within the hour.