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THE EPIC OF YELLOWJELLO
The wonderful and ever evolving story of YELLOWJELLO. |
It all started back in late April of 1990 in the state of Delaware; the ground had been shaking violently, tearing itself apart for two straight hours. A team of eight doctors were crowded around a woman giving birth. It was clear that the baby was too big and they had to perform a cesarean section if the baby was to survive.
The operation was quick and easy, and when the baby was removed from the womb, the earthquake stopped instantly, when the doctors looked outside, it was as if nothing had happened. They looked at each other and then at the baby, utterly confused. The baby was 9.18 lbs. (4.16 kg) and he was perfectly healthy. The doctors handed the newborn over to his mother and father and let the nurses take control of the situation. The mother looked down at her son and said, "I'll call you YellowJello."
Everything was normal for the next four and a half years for YellowJello, he could speak by the time he turned three, his pre-school teachers always commented on how well behaved he was, and did what any other normal four year old did.
When YellowJello entered into kindergarten in 1994, however, his life took a turn for the worse. Experts say that his aggressive behavior was first exhibited when he was yelled at by his teacher for supposedly pulling a girl's hair. When he claimed that he did not do anything wrong, he was punished and sent to the school office.
The young YellowJello was furious and confused, he was being lectured for something that he didn't do. The more furious he got, the more he began to shake. Then something happened, an explosion from the school office, the entire school was incinerated, the only survivor was the young YellowJello. The police report says that a bomb was detonated somewhere in the school and that he was just lucky. He knew, however, what he had done, he had discovered his power, he knew that he would be able to use it again.
Mysterious Death
January 21, 2009, CNN News - The bodies of maniacs YellowJello and Ben-Hur were found today in a junkyard on the outskirts of New York. Investigators are uncertain of how they were assassinated--their bodies are free of any injuries and an autopsy has revealed no internal damage or asphyxia--or who was involved in the assassination. The crime scene lacks any evidence that could reveal the identity of the assassin--or assassins--but two distinctive tokens were found next to the bodies of the victims: a silver rose and an Ace card. Some rumors indicate that the invisible hand of the Illuminati could have coordinated the murder, but there is as yet insubstantial proof that such organization has ever existed... |
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