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Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips.***** Sex is like air, it's not important unless you aren't getting any.***** Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyways.***** If vegetable oil is made of vegetables, what is baby oil made of?***** No guts, no glory, no brain, same story.***** Cocaine is gods way of telling you that you make too much money.***** If quitters never win, and winners never cheat, then who is the fool who said, "Quit while you're ahead"?***** If you don't die from it -- it is healthy.***** If everything is going well, you don't know what the hell is going on.***** One good turn gets most of the blankets.***** It is better to be looked over than overlooked.***** It is not what a teenager knows that bothers his parents, it's how he found out***** There are two kinds of pedestrians -- the quick and the dead.***** Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.***** An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.***** If at first you don't succeed -- give up! No use being a damn idiot.***** Falling in love is awfully simple. Falling out of love is simply awful.***** You can only be young once, but you can be immature forever.*****