You see, the problem with flammin' hot munchies is that they've got pretzals included in the bag. If there was only Hot Cheetoes, Hot Dorritos, and Hot Sun Chips this bag would provide for a pleasant eating experience. But, that's not the case. They include these shitty pretzels that take away from the sizzling hot taste. I have to perform a brief check of the bag before I even buy it due to these folded pieces of wood they call "rold gold". It really is sad, because the snack has so much potential.

Brief Check of Bag

1. Shake bag around to feel if it's heaver than usual. This shows me if the bag is filled with shit sticks (pretzels)
2. Feel the bag around with my fingers to see if I can detect a serious over flow of shit sticks.
3. Squeeze bag to see how thick it is (the thicker the worse. mainly means that their's too many shit sticks)

After I perform this brief check I buy it if I think it's worthy. Then when I get home and eat them I have one theory that hasn't failed me yet. That theory is: If the first piece of food chosen from the bag is a shit stick the bag will be useless and filled with sticks of shit. And, god o' mighty, do I hate proving my theory right. Waste of $1.89.