And your a 30-something-year-old man who trolls forums mostly concentrated with teenage males obsessed with something that wont get them laid.
you still suck dicks
But not as many as you.
any is more than i've ever had the pleasure to puff on.
also cocks.
...
Fuck, you totally just divided by zero there.
or just payed me a compliment. Because:
0 cocks blown= botch's total.
Less than botches total= my total.
so I must be at like -1 cocks blown.
Sick. I totally can mess around with a dude one time and still not be gay.
Wait.
Damn.
That's an impossibility. You can still be negative cocks sucked, but the minute you put penis to lips, you're a cock sucker for life. The best analogy is this. A guy can work on toilets and pipes his whole life, and never be considered a plumber. The first time he sucks a cock, he a cock sucker for life.
Though, it can't be all that bad, i mean look at elton john. he sucks cock and makes millions of dollars.
Ok. Good clarification.
You're still a fucking homo though.
you have 2 dads
One of them is you.
you just think that cause i beat you, you're real dads don't love you enough to do so
I'm not the only little prick you beat frequently.
Now, what would jesus think of you lying like that?
what would Satan think of you having to use ur admin powers to beat a punk kid in a flame war?
I've never been one for rules.
So how can you enforce them?
I don't i just do whatever and most of the time i can blame the person for doing something wrong and i look like a hero.
also the rules of this place don't say i can't abuse
ur still the biggest fag on the interweb
i can't go to a website that you haven't already fagged up or sucked the cock of some member there.
That must only be true if you ignore the inconsistencies in Einstein's original theory of relativity:
-Botch is the gayest thing in the universe, you can not get gayer than botch. It is the universal fag-limit.
-As you approach the gay of Botch, and become a bigger and bigger fag, you also gain gay-energy.
-if you get too close to the gay of Botch, you will be vaporized in a flame caused by too much gay energy, thereby becoming known as a "flaming homosexual".
Einstein knew his shit.
He wrote that shit cause i beat his day once in the school playground and i said he had a huge melon head. He always had the brains he couldn't take a punch to save his life.
...
you didn't prove me wrong there...retard.
now common, retard, or gay, not both. i've never heard of a gay retard, that just doesn't happen.
also you=super homogay.
Fine, I'll stick with insulting your sexuality.
and I'm pretty sure that "homogay" is like a double-gay-negative, so one cancels the other out...
Thats what you think, but we all know that it means that you take it in the butt, have your stuff in a dudes butt, have a cock in each hand and you blow a guy all at the same time.
homogay
you
thats what it says in websters dictionary or whatever
When you did time in San Quintin for being such a fucking fagot, you were the whole prison's bitch.
Ya fuckin' bitch-fagot.
Never convicted, whoever told you that during your time was thinking of someone else.
oh, fag
fag's fag
You know how i know you're gay? You have every elton john album and poster.
You like Asia.
You like Africa, what the hell does that even mean?
The band... Asia.
Oh, big fan?
No, it was in that video... or at least it was supposed to be... I didn't bother watching the whole thing...
Point is your still a gigantic fagot.
That video is from a movie, not anything to do with asia. Proving the point that you know what the fuck asia is besides where rice comes from, means you're gay. gay as gay gets.
I'm aware that it's from a movie (the 40 year old virgin aka the story of Botch's attempt at a heterosexual love-life), there was totally supposed to be a clip about how gay Asia was... god dammit.
You're so gay, you make Richard Simmons look masculine btw
You know how i know you're gay. You sucked a dick, thats how.
You know how I know you're gay? You accuse others of homosexual actions to try and cover up your own.
I can't accuse you of things that you do. The truth cannot be hidden.
Also you have 30 rubber dildos in your room. And a bunch of lube.
Ok, this is getting boring.
*turns caps lock on*
EAT SHIT AND DIE YOU GAY-ASS HOMOFUCKER!!
oh kay, fine, you big queer, you're gay and all that rubbish too.
I sense a lack of enthusiasm.
Thats a tell tale sign of queerdom.
A lack of enthusiasm?
Did you just call yourself gay?
no, but i can tell you wish i was gay, queer.
How? Only queers have gaydar...
No, i can tell. You lisp even when you type.
Lies.
Your trying to cover up your use of gaydar homo.
I wish it were that easy. I can smell the cock on your breath.
Which raises two questions:
1.Did the cock you took up your nose destroy your sense of smell?
2. Where are you?
I'm not gay so the cock up the nose reference is null and void.
And i'm at my apartment, but you're a mouth-breather and i could smell it from here. Yea, um, brush or something.
It's ok, denial is the first step towards acceptance of your cock-addiction.
if by cock you mean chicken, then yes, i love me some chicken.
also, what is it like to have a huge cock up the ass, i'd assume you've done it since you're obviously the "catcher" type.
Wouldn't know, was never one for baseball.
But I'm sure you on the other hand, have had plenty of experience with all sorts of "ball" sports.
It's the rule of thumb that it's only gay if the balls touch. It's been proven. But i'm sure you've been to ball smacking parties where you go around and slap sacks with other dudes.
Thats the word on the street anyway. You have been walking funny lately.
Says the guy who's been caring around an inflatable doughnut for his ass so he can sit down...
At least i didn't replace my bicycle seat with a cock.
I don't ride a bicycle. I drive. (and shout "Take the water Lance!" at passing bikers, while holding out a bottle of water)
You talk a lot about Elton John.
I mentioned your elaborate collection of his merchandise, you're the one who keeps bringing him up.
No, you're the one who talks about him. This is actual the first time I even bothered mentioning him...
You, however, dedicated about half of your apartment to a shrine for him...
Might i add that your avatar and sig contain all the colors of the rainbow. Very manly.
I enjoy discriminating against the color blind. If anything, that's cruel, not gay.
Then why is your favorite song on your myspace "It's raining MEN!"? also why is your myspace name "Whatwhatinmybutt"?
I don't have a myspace...
And yours is probably "ITSRAEPTIEM", so don't try and go after me on screennames...
lol well at least mine doesn't have anything to do with being gay. And don't lie, you live on myspace.
I have a home. I live THERE. I also made it a point of personal choice not to register on any site where a 40 year-old man could claim to be a 20-something chick in hot pants.
O... wait... right... haleyhavoc...
Did you cyber with haley even after it was made apparent that she was a he?
No. Why, did you?
no, cause i'm not gay and don't do those sorts of things. Though, i think one of haley's last posts was about your love affair with him.
lol, I thought it was "NO! PLEASE DON'T BAN ME! I'M A GOOD PERSON! NOOOOO!!!111!! *TEARS OF SHAME* "
But I could be mistaken.
Since that wasn't an insult i'll just say this
you're slightly sorta showing your less manly site.
I don't have a less manly side. It's pretty much 100% manly.
You on the other hand, have no manly sides...
Yea i know, i'm all "bad motherfucker".
So how was the dick in your mouth last night? you still have some cock residue on your face.
You must be mistaking me for someone else... namely yourself...
not possible, i don't suck cock, so that just leaves you. and maybe goerge.
probably goerge then, because I don't suck cock either.
But I'm sure you just take it in the ass...
Can i ask you something. Since you're gan and all. Is it hard not to get poop on your dick when doing the asssex?
Wtf is gan?
gan = gay and noob
gaynoob
gan
no, it's a fucking spelling error, now answer the goddamn question.
No, it's pretty easy.
I'm not gay... therefore I avoid the predicament of getting poop on my dick all together...
It must be hard for... being really gay and all...
I am
Thanks for owning up to it...
whatever you say, i'm not the one who wants around with a limp wrist all day and the other hand on my hip.
What implies that I do? I've been telling you this whole time that I'm not gay. You, on the other hand, are.
Yes, but what you say and what you are, are 2 different things. homosexual is the very fabric of your being. You can't help but suck dick. It's ok, i don't judge you for it, just acknowledge it.
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