Customization/Dev Skills: Mapping, Video Production, Server Administration
Alignment: Chaotic Evil
Consoles Owned: Wii, Xbox 360, PSP, Xbox, GameCube, Game Boy Advance, PlayStation 2, Sega Dreamcast, Game Boy Color, Nintendo 64, PlayStation, Super Nintendo
Posted by Porcelain
Depression breeds Depression. Effort breeds Success.
Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw
Crysis
"Understand how beautiful Crysis has to be to warrant a mention Crysis is so pretty that were it an inmate in a male prison it would be the bitch of every motherfucker in that place before you could say Andy Dufresne"
Prince of Persia in retrospect
"Never stick your dick in a pudding It might still be good pudding and you can spend all afternoon explaining that but nobodies going to eat it because YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN IT"
GO TEAM RETARD
The day I fork out 70 bucks for an expansion pack is the day I swallow razor wire, pull the end out of my ass and floss myself to death
Pants-on-head retarded
Markworth: Sell mod for Sourcemod makes looting even more profitable.
Markworth: 1) Pick up gun worth more than yours.
Markworth: 2) Sell it when you respawn
Markworth: 3) Buy old gun back
Markworth: 4) ????
Markworth: 5) Profit
FPSB| Harley: why hello old cum
Markworth: uhh...
Harley is dissapoint FPSB: what kind of a job do you have?
Sparks: Sleeping with your mother
Markworth: The proper language should be something like:
Markworth: Stupid are prohibited from bringing to school mp3 and other music capable devices, wireless communication devices, and [insert whatever else they think will hinder your learning process while they themselves do their best to make sure you don't learn anything]
Markworth: lol, I typed Stupid instead of Students.
Harley is dissapoint FPSB: What's the difference
Markworth: It doesn't matter if it's a giant gold nugget or a ball of shit, I'm not pushing it up hill.
Markworth: needs more antenna
Markworth: On both sides.
Markworth: Just get such a powerful signal you can feel the cancer growing in your skull.
Markworth: Yo nVidia...I'm really happy for you and I'mma let you finish but the 4800 series was the best GPU launch of all time!
Markworth: Generic combo of gayness generally is this.
Markworth: 1) Repeat lighting until you get perfectly in position
Markworth: 2) Keep doing it because you're a faggot
Markworth: 3) Roundhouse kick
Markworth: 4) Uppercut
Markworth: 5) There is no 5 because the guy probably had 1 hp or was already dead when you got to step 4
Harley: dont die
Markworth: I'll never die.
Markworth: Not even manufactured flu can stop me.
Markworth: Getting banned on Facepunch is akin to walking outside and breathing.
Markworth: And people will immediately think that Chell is like the gnome, so they will attempt to use the portal gun to carry her dead body through the entire game.
Markworth: And then the console version will get an exclusive acheivement.
Markworth: "Putting the Fun in Funeral - 85 pts"
Harley: is there any rpm on a ssd?
Markworth: stupid fuck
Markworth: It's solid state
Markworth: I suppose if you throw it really hard and get some spin on it, you could try to measure that in rpm.
Markworth: SimTerrorist.
Markworth: Where you run around ala GTA and commit random acts of terrorism all day long.
Harley: why not just play GTA then?
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