Everyday happenings of CDG (and sometimes other random sites)
Being a crappy bitch is part of my charm
- Thanez
That's why we totally HEART Thanzipants ;D
- Millenia Somehow I'm at the peak of my creativity when it's like 3 in the morning
Don't ask why
- Millenia What is up with everyone's new found fascination with cocks and dildos?
- W1LLDAB3AST
They're all gay, surely you'd noticed that a long time ago?
- DragonNinja
I forgot to put batteries in my homosexual detectors.
- W1LLDAB3AST
gaydar or homometer?
- Milo
homometer is bullshit, everyone knows gaydar is the way to go, albeit they really fucked up with the latest drivers
- CIgano I'm gonna sue GSC and Infinity Ward for texture rape
- Grall19 hilites 2 hard
- Racer445
harder than a priest at a playground
- Millenia
- Pink Panther m8, "The Gentlemans' Guide to Game-Art, Benedict & Harrisons book printing co. London, 1859"
interested? oioi
- harry there could be a horrible accident and we'd have moo latte everywhere
- harry again yeah well the master of "oops-i-forgot-to-tell-you-i-scrapped-that-project-two-months-ago" a.k.a. JIHAD was working on it, but he scrapped it two months ago and forgot to tell me about it. Apparently he passed it on to Captain Offline a.k.a. james, but im having a hard time contacting him, seeing as he's offline.
- Thanez I DO THE BAKERY THAT DOES THE COOKIES THAT TASTES AWFULL AND STILL GRALL EATS THEM
- MelombinE shut up or i'll ADMIN your ass back to 1982! a MONITOR will be next-gen!
- Thanez in new south wales we don't have money
morris iemma ate it all or something
- rossmum in max at least you can bake quite a few different types of maps from a projection
- vashts1985
can you bake a cake map
- Racer445 I saw three words in the title and lol'd. big harry wang
- SnaFuBAR YO FUKIN POSERS TWINKE IS A O.G NIGGA
- harry i need to sleep before i sound liek a drunken irishman with testicle cancer
- Grall19 That's the dust cover :p
- Millenia
why is the top half not called the upper receiver?
- Milo
because it doesnt receive
yes
- CIgano
so half of the gun is just to keep dust out D:
- Milo i think i'm more about the target weld
- harry
i'll target weld ur mom
- Johan Santana
I bound your mom to a hotkey
Makes her more convenient
- Kaskad Freedom has no price! All camels must die!
- AcidSnake Durr of course we all bought expensive professional software to create completely free-of-charge weapon replacements for a popular online shooter ;D
- Millenia Hello!
My name is James, I'm from Hell but live in Antartica now. I love sexual healing.
- James- your chrome looks great, but its way overdamaged
also, it appears to be a duck.
- Racer445 there appears to be a wang on the right side of your A2
- Thegenius
i thought the jizz was scratches D:
- Milo
Well it was, but it looked so ridiculous i tried covering it up with a penis.
- Rosa Jonas there is no such thing as too much when it comes to shooping jizz coming out of pistol grips.
- NeoShroomish German soldier doesnt look Hans enough
Needs more stereotypic moustache
- Twasta
You called?
;D
- Millenia nige111 is typical fpsb fag that does recolours of the same overused bland gloves done by other higher fags
- CIgano
So...you before you found CDG? :O
- Henron
naw m8, I did recolours of defaults and ocasionaly stabbed God in the heart by shitting over custom models
- CIgano Ah okay, if it's going in source I DEFINITELY advise that you paint on a little lighting otherwise it'll end up looking like clay :/ just as a really quick example I did a small paintover
- Kimono
LOL BUT THEN THE LIGHT SOURCES ARE ALWAYS RONG
but anyway schmungy try baking aos with a ground plane to get some ambient lightning
- Racer 445
No way. That's not the way to do it. I won't have some fresh dude on CDG lecturing me on the very basics of texturing
- Kaskad
IT'S A TRUCK WHEN THE FUCK WILL IT BE LAYING ON A TABLE?
E: AND UNLESS SCHMUNG IS PART OF THE MOD "TRUCK PINBALL:SOURCE" I DOUBT IT WILL BE UPSIDE DOWN
- Kimono
Oh sorry I just think it's a bad idea to have textures that not only go to black but go into the SUB-BLACK
- Kaskad
I think you just divided by 0
- Spanks
Kaskade wrote
the SUB-BLACK
You, me, racer, kimono
Doom metal band
let's get on it
- Harry
Can I be a guitarist too ;D
- Millenia
Your first song is Blacker Than the Blackest Sea, GO
- Sylon That render is so good I so totally shat a brick.
- Millenia
I see what you did there. Funnay.
But yeah, the render totally rocks your face off. Just look at the lens flare. And BLOOD! It's awesome.
- Darkstorn *awesome 1911 wip*
- Kimono
i quit D:
- Milo
me too, lets open up a gas station together milo
-W1LLDAB3AST
deal m8 :<
- Milo Another fucking week passes, and it's today.
They deliver the desk - I put it all together, get to the last piece.
As I'm putting the corner piece together (the last piece), I notice it doesn't even fit the fucking desk. FUCK!
On top of that though, eight fucking screws are missing. DOUBLE FUCK!
Of course, being the unlucky assclown I am, I notice this ONE MINUTE after closing time. TRIPLE FUCK!
- Thanez beep beep my jeep fell off a cliff which was quite steep
- Milo I remember you. Dont you miss our cyber sex sessions?
- JIHAD
lol wut?
- BOT
JIHAD, don't go confusing B0T with b0ts
- Thanez
there are those who say they still want to know the truth about why nearly 3,000 people died.
Why? How about planes + buildings = asplosions.
-Darkstorn What is love?
- sushi159
A battlefield. Pff you don't need to be Darkstorn to answer that one. Everybody knows that.
- Wings
ppfffftt lies...
love is what i pay that hooker down the street for.
- Sandwich
That's not love, you fool. That's lunch.
- Wings I could actually hang out with you in RL, Mr. Fadakar.
You're like 15 minutes away :O
- TheStealthyOne
are...are you hitting on me?
- Fadakar
QUITE POSSIBLY
- TheStealthyOne
Well....he does have his mouth open. D:
- Guyver
you'd probably murder me if I ever met you, like I'd fall for that! hah!
- Fadakar me and my bro are working on two singers at a live-music bar. no pics yet, they were quite shy, like most girls down here :E
- Thanez
/thread
- CIgano
Question is will they Cigano it, or finish it?
- Sylon
- Thegenius Quite -d-a-s-h-i-n-g-, rather
- Zippit
whut 'bout me now?
- TheFLASH
You're sexy.
- Matuka
This is true.
- theFLASH
This is not.
- Matuka
I love boobies :)
- Mario4155
I love penis
- sмιтн
waaaait a minute..
- sмιтн
Smith likes men.
- Matuka Don't worry, we're not based in the Oppressed States of America.
- Monkeh
Says the guy posting from under the view of 5 different CCTVs
- DEpTH
You mean the ones I've looped lemonparty on?
- Monkeh you should grow knuckle hair so they seep through the holes
- Fadakar
I'm French Canadian not italian. That'll be hard to pull off.
- Dr. Doomy McDoomstein
. . . . . . . . . .
- Vincent
THAT JUST MEANS I'M A LUMBERJACK
SHUT UP
- Dr. Doomy McDoomstein
......................
- Fadakar
Dr. Doomy McDoomstein wrote:
I'm French Canadian not italian. That'll be hard to pull off.
You actually want to consider yourself part French? Seriously?
- Notorius
Hey man, French can be badasses. Look at Gaston.
Yes.
I made that reference.
- GunHamster
*/facepalm2.jpg*
One just simply isn't enough.
- Vincent Guess who's not dead
- Vagrant
Hitler?
- thepineapplehead
No, no....
....ELVIS!!!!
- Greg_Boyington
Cigano
- Twasta
wat
- CIgano um
- CIgano
go um someones anus, asshole
- Rosa Jonas
IppE: coce bottle came on me :E Lespectraal Eevr Sfolty: FUCK OFF COCK SUCKER
Lespectraal Eevr Sfolty: oops
Lespectraal Eevr Sfolty: there it goes again
Lespectraal Eevr Sfolty: don't mind me
Lespectraal Eevr Sfolty: my brain that is
Lespectraal Eevr Sfolty: it goes rogue
Lespectraal Eevr Sfolty: i am Schizophrenic ok IppE: I've noticed that Lespectraal Eevr Sfolty: voices
Lespectraal Eevr Sfolty: in head
Lespectraal Eevr Sfolty: but lithium works well IppE: cool Lespectraal Eevr Sfolty: till it runs out
Lespectraal Eevr Sfolty: ok I lied about that
Lespectraal Eevr Sfolty: all of that
Lespectraal Eevr Sfolty: I am a normal little boy
Lespectraal Eevr Sfolty: Malaysian boy IppE: now Im cleaning up the mess with a sock Lespectraal Eevr Sfolty: scooped icecream using a sock once
Lespectraal Eevr Sfolty: turns out that sock has been used before
Lespectraal Eevr Sfolty: got sick
Lespectraal Eevr Sfolty: and landed in the ward IppE: awesome Lespectraal Eevr Sfolty: one fucking week
Lespectraal Eevr Sfolty: lied about that one too
Lespectraal Eevr Sfolty: told you my brain is like
Lespectraal Eevr Sfolty: controlling me
Lespectraal Eevr Sfolty: sorry for that
Lespectraal Eevr Sfolty: mind me please
Lespectraal Eevr Sfolty: I am really
Lespectraal Eevr Sfolty: not well
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Who's this Smurf who keeps writing on people's skins?
- W1LLDAB3AST you're all wrong
- The Expert
GOD DAMNIT EXPERIT IT THTINKG YOURRE WRONG.
- The Spork
786X384? or whatever that size is : ?
- Kimono
you're dogin wint wrong chalres
- The Spork
at least i dont look like the elephant man spork
- The Expert
GET OT OF MY HED CHARLES
- Milo
wtf charlvees is in mya head?
- The Spork haha, spacejesus is the most awesome troll ever! hi5!
- The Heretic
cmon man i took this thread offtopic for like 4pages of flames, that takes dedication and skill
- esJ
You think so?
Guess you haven't seen what i'm capable of doing.
- Darkstorn
BATTLE
- Racer445
yep get your dicks out it's time for a boner race
- Milo
In that case thanez is stuck in the pit stop.
apologies if i has no right to do it yet
- Pink Panther
did you know thanez is a crazy pirate in the most literal sense possible
- CIgano
snoreway doesnt have pirates
- esJ
dude im serious
- CIgano
Vikings > pirates.
- Darkstorn
Dick swingery stops here k. Ontopic now.
- SureShot
yes, less dick swingery and more boob swingery.
- Milo whats a makarov
- The Expert
It's a hand held Russian device that launches bullets from their bullet house into enemies heads.
- W1LLDAB3AST
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