"U guys thought a wind then fine " -Stupid nooblet

"Also, was that guy you linked me to asking for a permagag from PMs and insulting you? to me thats just a simple ban." -Botch

"You first need a crystal of power, you must travel to the mountain of the cherry king and request one, he will give you an epic quest that may take years, but eventually after a long and arduous journey, you will find what he has asked you to seek. You must then exchange said item for a crystal of power.

You then insert the crystal into the receptacle in the temple of the monkey prince and then you must answer a riddle for the prince himself, if you can do so, without getting it wrong (death is an alternative to being correct) he will show you the answer to your question, only then will you know the secrets of sprays." -Hunterkiller

"You want to supervise something you already supervise....that makes sense." -Lost

"I'm not even kidding. Your not funny. Eagle is a real witness of this, not a payed actor, so to help show his seriousness we hired a black guy from WWE." -eagle

"smecksey" -Juice

"Pros: I want my fishball
Cons: I want my fishball
Improvements: I want my fishball
Notes: I want my fishball" -Lespectraal

"and beyond that, for recommending an 8600GT, at all, ever, for any reason, you might want to consider ritualistic suicide as the only proper way to appease the tech Gods." -Crazypip666

"But isn't that an instrument that you use your mouth and nose on or something?
like a big wooden pipe?" -Botch

"An evil plan to destroy the world. Enjoy!" -Hulu Commercial

"So, if Bart gets to be El Barto, then I get to be El Homo!!!" -Homer

"Hey! This thread is about me! ME ME ME! Grrr!" -Zippit

"Zero is a lovely number, as it allows you to do fucked up shit like this:

Assuming:
0 x 1 = 0
0 x 2 = 0

Therefore:
0 x 1 = 0 x 2

Dividing by zero gives:
(0 / 0) x 1 = (0 / 0) x 2

Simplified:
1 = 2

Fuck yeah..." -Tommy

"Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?" -George W. Bush

"and a laser cannon (its cool cause it can burn walls and u can draw stuff with it, but thats about it" -wikedtoaster

"Far out, man. You know, I mean you beat the system. I've tried for 30 years to crossover, but you've managed it man. I mean man you're an icon, man!" -The Truth

"The thing to remember is what comes AFTER school. Once you graduate, you're big-time and you're an adult, responsible for yourself and later, others." -Erik