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 ID: 240836 |
| Joined: 2 years ago |
Location: UK, England, Lincolnshire, Blackhole  |
| Customization/Dev Skills: Graphic Design, Mapping, Sound Effects & Music, Texturing |
| Alignment: Chaotic Evil |
| Consoles Owned: PlayStation 2 |
| Games Played: ? |
| First Game: Something on Sega Saturn |
| Favorite Game: Source SDK |
| Favorite Weapon: Ak47 |
| Favorite Map: Cs_assault |
| Coke Or Pepsi: Coke |
| Cat Or Dog: Cat |
| Sonic or Mario: Mario |
| FPS Hero: Gordon Freeman |
| Gamer Type: Hardcore |
Favorite Quote:
(ﮐteve-סּ is me)
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22:02 - Frez: can i squeeze your nipple for milk?
22:02 - ﮐteve-סּ: my milk?!?! D:
22:02 - ﮐteve-סּ: noooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
22:02 - Frez: XDDDDDDDDD
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15:32 - FL | Sarkdog: you are an arse faggot
15:33 - §T€۷€-סּ: lol wtf?
15:33 - §T€۷€-סּ: you are a giant cock-rapist
15:33 - FL | Sarkdog: true
15:33 - §T€۷€-סּ: yes, we have all noticed
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22:23 - Frez: still saving to get a super long lan cable
22:23 - Frez: ethernet cable
22:23 - ﮐteve-סּ: ethernet?
22:23 - Frez: yes ethernet cable
22:23 - ﮐteve-סּ: ethernet?
22:23 - Frez: or lan cable
22:23 - ﮐteve-סּ: ethernet?
22:24 - Frez: its called ethernet cable what
22:24 - ﮐteve-סּ: ethernet?
22:24 - Frez: fuck u
22:24 - ﮐteve-סּ: ethernet?
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23:45 - ﮐteve-סּ randomly beats Frez with chicken Vindaloo
23:47 - Frez: don't forget
23:47 - Frez: i'm a chicken lover
23:47 - ﮐteve-סּ randomly beats Frez with...a curry flavoured pie
23:48 - Frez: oh and i love pie too
23:48 - Frez: :P
23:48 - ﮐteve-סּ: curry flavoured pie?
23:48 - Frez: YUS
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ﮐteve-סּ: hellwo mach :S
Mach1723: hullo
ﮐteve-סּ hits mach with a pie
Mach1723: o hay!
Mach1723: pie
ﮐteve-סּ: ...a pie with dog shit in it
Mach1723: ahh
Mach1723: das are not right
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ﮐteve-סּ: shut up
ﮐteve-סּ: you fail
ﮐteve-סּ: :D
Adrian: you fail
ﮐteve-סּ: no
Adrian: :\
ﮐteve-סּ: we all fail
Adrian: except me
Adrian: im perfect remember?
ﮐteve-סּ: then why did I say you fail?
ﮐteve-סּ: haha, beat that one mister perfect
Adrian: because you failed at that statement
ﮐteve-סּ: ...
Steve-סּ: damn
ﮐteve-סּ: :'(
Adrian: got ya
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Adrian: theres something about old rusty cars that make me want to have them
Adrian: in my bed
ﮐteve-סּ: I don't feel the same way...
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22:49 - FL | Sarkdog: stfu
22:49 - ﮐteve-סּ: awww
22:49 - ﮐteve-סּ: now I'm going to go cut myself and cry in a corner
22:51 - ﮐteve-סּ disconnected.
22:51 - FL | Sarkdog: i hope you do
22:51 - FL | Sarkdog: i hate u
22:51 - FL | Sarkdog: fcking emo
22:51 - ﮐteve-סּ: D':
22:51 - ﮐteve-סּ: now I'm going to go kill myself
22:51 - ﮐteve-סּ disconnected his penis.
22:52 - FL | Sarkdog: rofl
22:52 - FL | Sarkdog: xD
22:52 - FL | Sarkdog eats his dick
22:52 - ﮐteve-סּ disconnects his penis from sarkdog
22:52 - ﮐteve-סּ: hmm
22:52 - ﮐteve-סּ: I think I've fucked the conversation now :(
22:52 - ﮐteve-סּ: I fail :(
22:54 - FL | Sarkdog looks into the gay porn magazine with a picture about steve
22:54 - ﮐteve-סּ: DL
22:54 - ﮐteve-סּ: D:
22:54 - FL | Sarkdog: xD
22:54 - ﮐteve-סּ: I was poor and needed the money
22:54 - FL | Sarkdog laughs at the pictures
22:54 - FL | Sarkdog and starts to get an erection
22:55 - FL | Sarkdog he cums on the pic
22:55 - ﮐteve-סּ: D:
22:55 - ﮐteve-סּ: lol
22:55 - FL | Sarkdog and says: ROFL
22:55 - ﮐteve-סּ is really a transvestite
22:55 - FL | Sarkdog thinks:"Gay porn, I love it. Man its soooo hawt"
22:55 - ﮐteve-סּ is getting scared
22:55 - FL | Sarkdog slowly goes towards steve
22:56 - FL | Sarkdog grabs his penis
22:56 - FL | Sarkdog pulls down steves pants
22:56 - FL | Sarkdog RAPES HIM
22:56 - ﮐteve-סּ is getting more worried
22:56 - FL | Sarkdog DOMINATED
22:56 - ﮐteve-סּ is upset :(
22:56 - FL | Sarkdog MMMMMMM MONSTER KILL
22:57 - FL | Sarkdog cums on steves tears
22:57 - ﮐteve-סּ cums on sarkdog's mum
22:57 - ﮐteve-סּ has an evil smile on his face; knowing that he has his revenge
22:58 - FL | Sarkdog gets angry
22:58 - FL | Sarkdog gets both parents
22:58 - FL | Sarkdog and rapes milf and fucks the dead in his ear
22:58 - ﮐteve-סּ: lol wft
22:58 - FL | Sarkdog says: Sorry steve, my son. I fucked your mom
22:58 - ﮐteve-סּ: lol
22:58 - FL | Sarkdog thinks: WTF AM I SAYING!?!
22:58 - ﮐteve-סּ agrees
22:59 - FL | Sarkdog thinks: i wanna go to school and grab some tits
22:59 - ﮐteve-סּ digs up sarkdogs ancestors and gang-rapes them with a squirrel that is hung like a space ship
22:59 - ﮐteve-סּ: >:D
23:00 - FL | Sarkdog says: "HOLY CRAP LOOK AT THAT THING WTF IS THAT!?!?!"
23:00 - ﮐteve-סּ says: *HOLY WTF THING AT THAT LOOK IS THAT CRAP?!?!?!* |
| Homepage: http://www.5yk-m3-0f.com |
| Server IP: 69.13.214.143:27015 |
About me
My name is Steven and I live in England, Lincolshire. -Band/anthem music of Lincolnshire-
I am 16 years old and have just left school (23rd June).
You probably will think of me as some kind of stereotypical British person; it's true that I drink a lot of tea :), but I don't have fine china tea-sets and I don't talk in the posh London accent; my local area's accent is something like this "Now then duck. 'Ave yer got eny waaater?" Roughly translated to "Hello miss/madam. Have you any water?".
To put your mind at ease, I do not speak like this. This regional dialect was formed from farmer dialect, such as "Now then duck", and Chav dialect (a Chav is a working class person who tries attempts to look rich by dressing with fake gold and wearing burberry), Chavs say things such as "Wat yooo lucking at kidda/kid" roughly translated to "What are you looking at sir/mam/girl/boy?" They use the word "Kid" or "Kidda" after every sentence. This is an artist's impression of the typical Chav:
(My whole town is filled with these chavs that just sit on benefits [welfare cheques] and drink themselves into a coma all day long, oh, of course whilst [while] wearing a ton of pseudo-gold chains, talking in their imcomprehensible, and primitive communication methods.)
I am a geek, however I am also cool and lots of people like me; probably because I don't sound, look, or talk like a geek. They actually think that i am very big and strong, and they often tell me to do stuff, such eating bricks (obviously which i don't do) and, others think I am really funny (they call me names like P.C. Steve or shout P.C. at me) because of my unhealthy obsession with computers I am about 6 foot 4 inches tall, and I have blond and light brown hair, and blue eyes.
I mainly work with sound engineering, and map making (environment/3d artist), however I have other qualities; I can make basic music, here is some of the music i have made: TudorPianoTune--uncomplete.mp3, Uncomplete---H-core.mp3
Slow_tune_thing___uncomplete.mp3, yes I know that they are crap, however I am not all that good at creation of music. I can also create basic graphics and very basic re-skins of weapons. I have tried modelling, however I just can't wrap my head around it (can't understand it), and have given up trying to learn how.
That's about it really :'(
My life is drab and dull, just like yours
Here's my rates -
Sounds - 5-10 points
Music - 15-50 points
Maps - 40-160 points
Re-Map/Re-makes - 30-100 points
Graphics - 20-180 points
My Prices may be steep but at least you know you will be getting quality work. (LOL!!!! :D)
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Computer Specs:
1 Gig of Ram
Radeon X1950 Series
AMD Athlon 64 X2 5000+ |
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