Posted by KniteWulf

Welcome to FPSBanana. You're ours now. Here's what you can expect.

You'll stay for a while, see a few threads, laugh a bit, and see a few cool skins. You'll bookmark the place for further amusement. This is where it all begins.

Before too long, you'll find yourself checking on FPSBanana in increased frequencies. First it'll happen occasionally during the week. Then once every day or so. Then more frequently. You'll find yourself checking on it twice a day. Three times. Once per hour. Before you know it, you'll be browsing it for hours at a time.

Slowly, your life will take a back-seat to the Banana. You'll find yourself forgetting to call people. You'll be late for work because you'll be reading legendary threads and rating epic skins. Slowly, your life will decline into a mindless chaos.

As FPSBanana slowly consume your mind, your humor will be replaced with our humor. You'll become glued to us. It'll be the only place you feel accepted. But now everything weird here will all be commonplace for you, as a normal part of your life. Your personality.

And then, someday down the road, you'll realize what has happened to you. Your loved ones will have left you. You'll be alone. Unemployed. Struggling to survive. And worst of all, you'll be hooked. You won't be able to fight it, because we will be all you know, and all you remember. You'll slowly dissolve into madness, or mindless stupidity. Whichever comes first. And then, one day, you will snap, and all remains of your former self will be crushed under our weight.

Welcome, my friend. Welcome, my brother.

Welcome to your new home.

Welcome to FPSBanana.