Cerean: What's the first thing you would do as a female?
Liko: get a sex change
Liko: actually
Liko: become a lesbian

<@Terror> "It's easy to forget what a sin is in the middle of a battlefield."
<@cky> opposite over hypotenuse
<@cky> dipshit

In Massachusetts we allow gay marriage but not the ownership of exotic pets like the fennec fox, wtf is wrong with this state other than the weather?

lucafox: whats worse than 17 babies in a trash can?
lucafox: a baby in 17 trash cans

lucafox: turtles aren't animals
lucafox: they're related to foot stools

Liko: NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP, NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN, NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND AND DESERT YOU, NEVER GONNA SAY GOODBYE, NEVER GONNA TELL A LIE, NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND, AND HURT YOU
Liko: NEVER GONNA GIVE, GONNA GIVE
Emperor of the Tau Empire: SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Liko: GIVE YOU UP
Emperor of the Tau Empire: ...
Liko: NEVER GONNA GIVE, NEVER GONNA GIVE
Liko: GIVE YOU UP


Error Message_549: Sorry for the inconvenience: DNS 2302 could not be solved, 1 or more messages were not proccesed. Please re enter your username and password to connect to the DNS Server. ****:****
Liko: lol
Liko: You fail at phishing
Liko: seriously
Liko: EPICly


Liko: :C
Zlyzer: :C
Liko: :<
Liko: :(
Zlyzer: :<
Zlyzer: :(
Liko: :{
Lággy :3: :V
Liko: :U
Owashii: C-C-C-C-Cocks


Cerean: My pokemon brings all the nerds to the yard.
Cerean: They're like, you wanna trade cards.
Cerean: Damn right, I wanna trade cards.
Cerean: I'll give you, my cha-ri-zard.


Liko: For all I know, I can sodomize a pineapple
Smoke: xD
SlaughterDog: XD
Owashii: XD
Liko: might hurt though
Smoke: XD
Smoke: XDXDXDXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd
Smoke explodes D8
Owashii: Totally worth it though. It'd have to be a girl pineapple.
Owashii: Otherwise you'd be a gay fruit fucker.
Liko: Kids, that's what's called an epic win

BlackHoleSon: Nazi's have small penis's, hence the reason they seek domination.

Tech (E-Dead): your mother... hijacked... your fursuit project...
Tech (E-Dead): wow

Liko: FPSBanana is not an iDemocracy

Hato94: My form of sarcasm is not sounding sarcastic at all when i say it
Liko: 'cause it's typed

Hato94: Who cares if some one is a furry? honestly im sure there is something more productive they [anti-furries] could be doing with their time.
Liko: And thus we reach a pinnacle, anti-furries have no logic or life


Liko: VAC was created because of lazy server admins getting reports of hackers and they're too busy touching themselves to ban said hackers, so they whined to Valve about it until they got Gabe Newell to delay the creation of Half-Life 2 to make a system that bans people, 85% being hackers, and 15% being people who just like to fiddle with their game files and mistakenly went into a game with modded files.


PsychoLycan screams deathmetal into the chat room with his mike
PsychoLycan: WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
~Liko: ow
PsychoLycan: NOOOOOO YOUUU SHALLL DIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
PsychoLycan: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
~Liko: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
PsychoLycan: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
PsychoLycan: i didnt know you knew the words xD
~Liko: I didn't

Liko: Saying "Oh you're a furry, I guess you like bestiality." is just like saying "Oh you like football, I guess you like buttsex"

Liko: In all seriousness a guy fucking a dog is wrong, but a girl getting fucked by a dog is just funny. In the end though, bestiality is just sick and should be outlawed.


SlaughterDog: have a good shit?
Liko: Satisfying, yes
SlaughterDog: hahah


thunder55: douse anyone know how to use cracked steam
Manny: GTFO.
thunder55: why
Liko: Because Cracked STEAM is very much illegal
Liko: more than any pirated game
Liko: more than any warez
Liko: more than masturbation


Liko: YAY RETARD! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSFJT1gdRf8
Sanjuaro: Holy fucking shit.
Sanjuaro: It's so... beautiful.
Liko: YAY REDNECK http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/5403/2wnsp6wtq2.jpg
Ferren ̴ˤ: U lol'd at the retard.
Ferren ̴ˤ: Im going to hell.
Ferren ̴ˤ: I lol'd*
Liko: If god didn't want us to laugh, he wouldn't have created retards
Liko: You can quote me on that
Ferren ̴ˤ: Your going to hell with me <3


Liko: How does a liking of anthros equal fucking an animal
Doomsday192: it does if you're stupid

$carface: Sarcasm doesn't work that well on the internet, since people can't hear your inflection. Simply putting a smiley like ":P" or saying "lol" helps get the point across. Also adding a bit of helpful information would prevent any future withholdings.

Sliferjam: Gay people don't come out of the closet.
They sashay out of the closet, then go back in to change their shoes.

sonuka entered chat.
sonuka: some one get on vc
Liko: um
Liko: what's vc?
Spotteh Biyena (Av4tar): Voice chat
sonuka: noob
Liko: Oh hi, I'm an admin
sonuka: then u should kno
Liko: I thought VC was refering to a game
sonuka: no
Liko: That and no one here uses voice chat
Liko: so it's seldom mentioned
sonuka: i do
sonuka left chat.

[19:26]
#dG. |.NeT: Help Populate my SITE! www.360aim.com
[19:27] Liko: HEY
[19:27] Liko: HOW ABOUT NO!
[19:28]
#dG. |.NeT: y not?
[19:28]
#dG. |.NeT: Help Populate my SITE! www.360aim.com
[19:28] Liko: I don't have a 360
[19:28]
#dG. |.NeT: lol?
[19:28] Liko: I don't join random forums
[19:28] Liko: Sorry, I just don't
[19:29]
#dG. |.NeT: its my forum tho its not random!
[19:29] Liko: I knew you were going to say that
[19:29]
#dG. |.NeT: lmao
[19:29] Liko: I don't join forums out of spontaneouty
[19:29]
#dG. |.NeT: y not?
[19:29]
#dG. |.NeT: its a chillin forum
[19:29]
#dG. |.NeT: u could learn a lot
[19:29] Liko: Because I actually have a life and I don't want to obligate myself with many forums
[19:30]
#dG. |.NeT: lol

Liko: No, it was made in loo of the retadation going down on FPSBanana
Stain: Ohhhh
Liko: And yes, the missing r is intnetional, I'm from Boston

Darian: it's 4chan
Darian: what the fuck are you expecting
Liko: Rainbows and butterflies?


10:18 PM - Liko: I need a pair of these, a construction helmet, and overalls http://www.bigsafetystore.com/uas-368.html
10:19 PM - Nova Silisko: lolwhy
10:19 PM - Liko: Look buddy, I'm an engineer...
10:19 PM - Nova Silisko: lol
10:19 PM - Liko: That means I solve problems
10:19 PM - Liko: Not problems like what is beauty
10:19 PM - Liko: I solve practical problems
10:19 PM - Nova Silisko spawns as sniper
10:20 PM - Liko: for instance, how am I gonna stop a bunch of mean mother hubbards from tearin' me a structurally superfluous new behind?
10:20 PM - Liko: The answer
10:20 PM - Nova Silisko looks through scope
10:20 PM - Liko: a gun
10:20 PM - Nova Silisko fires headshot
10:20 PM - Liko: If that don't work
10:20 PM - Liko: more gun
10:20 PM - Liko: And you best hope
10:20 PM - Nova Silisko: lol epic "The answer, is a gun *boomheadshot*
10:20 PM - Liko: not pointed at you
10:20 PM - Nova Silisko shoots again
10:20 PM - Liko: har har har

Liko: I put areaportals in doorways, func_detailed certain junk, and used plenty of nodraw.
Liko: hintbrushes do nothing
Liko: Well
Liko: About 75% of the time
Errickfoxy: The hiintbrushes do nothing!
Nova Silisko: The hintbrushes! they do nozing!
Errickfoxy uses them as goggles
Liko: MY MAP! THE HINT BRUSHES DO NOTHING!
[HLF][Furry]The fox throws nodraw on Errickfoxy
[HLF][Furry]The fox throws areaportals on Liko
[HLF][Furry]The fox: :C
Liko: Now I'm in a different zone
Nova Silisko wants trigger brushes
Liko: :O
Liko: trigger_push?
Errickfoxy func_hurts the fox
Liko: strength over 9000?
Liko: FOOM!
Errickfoxy locks the func_door and throws away the func_key or something
Errickfoxy: It's been a while
Liko: there is no such thing as a func_key
[HLF][Furry]The fox pokes Errickfoxy
[HLF][Furry]The fox: A while since what, exactly? :D
Errickfoxy yarf.
Liko: it'd have to be a switch that locks it
Errickfoxy: Since I've done anything with hammers
[HLF][Furry]The fox: And sickles? :C
Liko: and nails
Liko: and PortalFlow is stuck at 8
Liko: PortalFlow is a bitch


Wednesday, December 24, 2008
12:19 AM - ]̶̯ {A―C: cocks
12:19 AM - Liko [Xmas fennec]: feet
12:19 AM - ]̶̯ {A―C: what
12:19 AM - ]̶̯ {A―C: feetlick
12:19 AM - Liko [Xmas fennec]: PINGAS
12:19 AM - ]̶̯ {A―C: ddddddddddddd
12:19 AM - Liko [Xmas fennec]: eeeeeeeeeeeeee
12:19 AM - ]̶̯ {A―C: aaaaaaaaaaa
12:19 AM - Liko [Xmas fennec]: sssssssssssssss
12:20 AM - ]̶̯ {A―C: ttttttttttttttt
12:20 AM - Liko [Xmas fennec]: iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
12:20 AM - Liko [Xmas fennec]: i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!
12:20 AM - ]̶̯ {A―C: 11111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111I
12:21 AM - Liko [Xmas fennec]: pffffffffffffffff
12:21 AM - ]̶̯ {A―C: kbye
12:22 AM - Liko [Xmas fennec]: cya
]̶̯ {A―C is now Offline.

Thomas/Vulpicidal: I haz a house *̡͌l̡*̡̡ ̴̡ı̴̴̡ ̡̡͡|̲̲̲͡͡͡ ̲▫̲͡ ̲̲̲͡͡π̲̲͡͡ ̲̲͡▫̲̲͡͡ ̲|̡̡̡ ̡ ̴̡ı̴̡̡ *

[22:32] Foxonfire: :]
[22:32] Foxonfire: :]
[22:32] Foxonfire: :]
[22:34] Liko: Is it raep tiemz nao?
[22:34] Foxonfire: yes
[22:34] Liko: fuck
[22:45]

Liko: Heh, I got the infected achievement
Ced: ;o
Liko: Then I infected three people on the same server
Ced: :B
Ced: nice ;o
Liko: I think it's a ploy for Valve to similate the spreading of STDs


Reactik: do you guys know 'Kamen' Shaman?
CYBERDEMON shoot it 'til it dies: no
๖ۜFlux: yes
๖ۜFlux: he is obcessed with dovtor steal
CYBERDEMON shoot it 'til it dies: ?
CYBERDEMON shoot it 'til it dies is confused.
(«G§A»EDDIE: i know him
Reactik: and zoophilia.
Reactik: he seems to enjoy my company.
Reactik: ><
CYBERDEMON shoot it 'til it dies: o_o
CYBERDEMON shoot it 'til it dies: He wants to zoo you?
๖ۜFlux: lolz
(«G§A»EDDIE: lol
Liko: He likes going to the zoo?
Reactik: and fucking the animals at the zoo, yes.
CYBERDEMON shoot it 'til it dies leans down to pat Liko on the head. "Innocent little mind just got ruined by Reactik."
Liko: And he herded two of every animal onto a boat and beat the crap out of every one
Reactik: um.
CYBERDEMON shoot it 'til it dies: lololtf2.
Reactik: not exactly 'beat'
Liko: And that's why when more than one of any animal is in one place it's called a zoo
(«G§A»EDDIE: meat the soldier
Liko: UNLESS IT'S A FARM
(«G§A»EDDIE: lol

๖ۜFlux explodes!
(«G§A»EDDIE: HIT THE DECK
Reactik: o.o
๖ۜFlux: good night
๖ۜFlux left chat.
Reactik is showered with floof.
CYBERDEMON shoot it 'til it dies: Is who new?
(«G§A»EDDIE: u
Liko: HET THE DICK

1:30 AM - NovaSilisko sighs and lays down
1:30 AM - Grey Garrett (aka Liko) nwod syal dna shgis
1:30 AM - NovaSilisko: ...?
1:30 AM - Grey Garrett (aka Liko): BACKWARDSPANTZ
1:30 AM - NovaSilisko: ...


11:07 PM - Requiem: anyway
11:07 PM - Liko: ANYGAY
11:07 PM - Liko: *hand swish*
11:08 PM - Requiem: HOLY FU-
11:08 PM - Requiem is hit with t3h force
11:08 PM - Liko: oh fuck, gay force
11:08 PM - Liko: it's rainbows
11:08 PM - Requiem is now pink
11:08 PM - Liko: Obigay Kenobi
11:08 PM - Requiem: lawl
11:08 PM - Liko: Luke Gaywalker
11:08 PM - Liko: Han Homo
11:08 PM - Requiem: lawl
11:09 PM - Liko: Princess Gaya
11:09 PM - Requiem: lawl
11:09 PM - Liko: Darth Gayder

[NF/FA] Karadroth: TOO BAD YOU'RE STRAIGHT, KIDDO
[NF/FA] Karadroth: I'D MAKE YOU MY KOOPA BITCH

George: if you use internet explorer, you deserve to get virus'd


Liko ¤BARBEQUE BUS¤: SCIENCE PREVAILS!
(CrC) Flare (OTI): Why is Jasii screaming?
Jasii screams again
(CrC) Flare (OTI): BILL NYE THE NAZI SPY
Liko ¤BARBEQUE BUS¤: XD
Nige111: YOU ARE NOT BILL NYE! D:<

Liko: those fucking nazi micspamming fart speakers

My friend Bernie: What do Asians look like when they're stoned?

6:47 PM - Likorice: what are you doing now?
6:47 PM - Atillite: Depends.
6:48 PM - Atillite: What are you watching me do, ceiling Liko?
6:48 PM - Likorice: typing :3
6:48 PM - Atillite: Touché

Liko: Jesus died for out sines, cosines, and tangents

Dark ﮖPצRסּ The Legendary Drag•n entered chat.
๖ۜTragicallyFlawed: Booo lois, Yay beer?
Dark ﮖPצRסּ The Legendary Drag•n: hi
๖ۜTragicallyFlawed: Hallo
Lικο: :o
Lικο: Spyro, you're on FPSB
Dark ﮖPצRסּ The Legendary Drag•n: no
Lικο: So why are you in the STEAM group?
Dark ﮖPצRסּ The Legendary Drag•n: oh i can't no what u mean sry
Lικο: FPSBanana
Dark ﮖPצRסּ The Legendary Drag•n: Gtfo of my life
Dark ﮖPצRסּ The Legendary Drag•n left chat.

Caiden: Why oh why is the Bleach series so fucking good?
JägerWulf: The Anime?
Liko: No, the detergent xD