CaitlinFuckingCadaver: omg are you kidding?
CaitlinFuckingCadaver: you would have to take breaks, just taking it in.
CaitlinFuckingCadaver: then you'd have to repeat it over and over, if you wanted to orgasm with it, it could take like weeks
† IndecentExposure † says:
ARGH
† IndecentExposure † says:
STEVE
† IndecentExposure † says:
GIMME MORE KISSES
† IndecentExposure †! says:
:@
† IndecentExposure † says:
I CRAAAAAAAAAAVE THEM.
Steve - says:
imagine the moment
where i just say ahw
and hug you
isnt it magicly gay
Doug says:
ahaha
Doug says:
boner means im gay?
Steve - says:
no, just turned on by hugs
Suckage: i was like
Suckage: "lul"
Suckage: and they were like "hax"
Suckage: and i was like "lul"
Suckage: and they still were all like "hax"
Timmy: is her vagina the same place she pees out of?
BababaBirdman:
Here's what you do: You have your naked man put on the cape (optional) whilst you get on your knees and hunch over with your elbows touching the floor. Next, you have your male friend step back 6 yards. When he's in posistion you say, "Hey, look in the sky. It's a bird, it's a plane...". Then you have your friend run and dive onto your body while inserting his penis into your rectum at the same time. If done right, he should be floating in a superman pose by only his penis in your asshole. Then you have him say, "No, it's Superman!". This is the infamous superman manuver. Remember people... excercise with extreme caution.
[.\\-·.·´εïз`·.·-ℓαυя αωя!-·.·´εïз`·.·-//.] says:
u dont look gay u look straight with a slight tendancy to lose yourself and have sex with guys for the fun of it
Ekic:
Lawl shoot in the leg? I'd shoot the knee, and then buttfuck him with the barrel om my ak5.
Cookie:
I was a mod - it was kind of like going to work without getting paid, then getting fired because you were making too much money.
Killocity:
Quote box now and quote me saying this too. I want to feel special. =[
Killocity:
Yeah you can take my qoute out of your box now. It makes me look like a foolio. :P
Kat.Fish: do this to the next person you see:
When you see them, stop, pause dramatically, then run up to them, grab there shoulder firmly, shake them and say, THE WORLD IS GOING TO EXPLODE, then whisper, not really but I like touching you.
Posted by jason9jason
Posted by Scouts
Nanana naanaanananaaaaa....
clvl 7 ftw.
Kat.Fish: Your ass
Kat.Fish: It feels like
Kat.Fish: Dancing, in a blender
[2ndRB] Cpt. ScouTs^[UK]: haha
[2ndRB] Cpt. ScouTs^[UK]: kinky aint it
Kat.Fish: Yeah
Kat.Fish: So kinky
Kat.Fish: It makes me left testicle leak
Fugitsu: i just have this obsession with rubbing that dark baby food on my penis.
Fugitsu: some people find it weird, i find it relaxing
Fugitsu: kind of like raping a 9 year old
Spawndex: hm remind me not to buy peanuts from tescos again, fuckers
Spawndex: "warning may contain traces of nut"
Spawndex: NO SHIT
YellowJello:
You English people with your silly terms and your crimpets!
Esme & Mia | says:
I gave birth to Chuck Norris
Bambii.Rawwr. says:
well basically, you wank him off till he gets hard then get on top of him
Bambii.Rawwr. says:
i think
Suckage: This is pissing the shit out of me >:|
.:: n i c c i ::. : would you marry me scouts?
i will sucks your ball at all cost!
[(Camille)] (R)_(R) says:
tit tan fucker nun?
Sanny says:
My day was boring as hell.
Sanny says:
Felt like stabbing my teachers in the testicals.
Sanny says:
and for the women...
Sanny says:
id like to pull out their fannies until they look like testicals.
Sanny says:
and then stab them.
wrEck: its a bit tight and it actually seems to be some kind of rubber
wrEck: and theres some plastic little stick between the legs..
Sanny____Can't wait until fucking summer. says:
oh... no... she was sleeping... I sewed it to her
Sanny____Can't wait until fucking summer. says:
As a girl.. I can safely say.. any girl that claims being done up the ass is fun (especially the first time) it a complete liar
[(Camille)] (R)_(R) says:
redbull doesnt have bull jizz in it
Steve - "Redbull is bull jizz and apple tango" says:
DOES TO
[(Camille)] (R)_(R) says:
no it doesnt
[(Camille)] (R)_(R) says:
cause i thought that but if you look it up it doesnt
[(Camille)] (R)_(R) says:
wikipedia it and you'll see it doesnt
E | Haditha veteran.. I was found guilty says:
Nobody will look out for you, except your squad mates, and they will also have to look after themselves... Never forget that
Sanny____GIAN was awesome =D says:
Steve im dancing about naked with a lolly pop in my ass
Sanny____GIAN was awesome =D says:
singing banana phone
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