Sanny___ :] says:
50% of women have intelligent DNA inside them, but unfortunaly 9 out of 10 of them spit it out
Victory? We're french, we don't even have a word for it! - Homer
Posted by Sliferjam
Gay people don't come out of the closet.
They sashay out of the closet, then go back in to change their shoes.
Mj. Esmeralda Jasmine Ekic | Violence Fetish says:
"Can you imagine the feeling for going into a house with your squad, get about one step in and notice that you're covered in blood and brains, then realize that thats your friend? I refuse to go through that again"
Sally says:
I like to play with my asshole when im watching teletubbies
Steve - Sleep tight and keep it tight. says:
Hi sally
Sally says:
Hello love
Sally says:
:]
[(Camille)] (R)_(R) says:
floppy boobs dont do it for me
[(Camille)] (R)_(R) says:
however saggy balls
Shougunner: Gordon freeman was in statis for 10 or so years, the first thing he ever says in the game after kliener says I expected more warning was "No shit doc, now where's the fucking toilet"
MX| T-Bag-T | FPSB: Give a man a match and he'll be warm for a minute; set him on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
Steve - Good ol' british weather =F says:
but what if the chair has a vagina?
Sanny___I got your picture, I'm coming with you, dear Maria count me in. says:
sit on my lap?
Sanny___I got your picture, I'm coming with you, dear Maria count me in. says:
lmao
Steve - Good ol' british weather =F says:
but what if you have teeth in your vagina?
Sanny___I got your picture, I'm coming with you, dear Maria count me in. says:
I don't.
Sanny___I got your picture, I'm coming with you, dear Maria count me in. says:
trust me.
Steve - Good ol' british weather =F says:
lies
Sanny___I got your picture, I'm coming with you, dear Maria count me in. says:
I dont.
Sanny___I got your picture, I'm coming with you, dear Maria count me in. says:
we'd know by now.
Steve - Good ol' british weather =F says:
Haha gotta test it with some bacon on a stick
[(Camille)] (R)_(R) says:
we can be like sonny and cher
[(Camille)] (R)_(R) says:
you can be cher of course
FPSB | Boosie: you know how hard it is to control your blood pressure when you have a naked girl askin to fuck her
Spawndex: :O Nooo
Spawndex: i cant get bannedx0rz
Spawndex: id go outside or something
Spawndex: :(
FPSB | Scouts 94/94: aknow
FPSB | Scouts 94/94: xD
FPSB | Scouts 94/94: I've been talking to girls
FPSB | Scouts 94/94: instead of posting
FPSB | Scouts 94/94: wtf is up with that?
Spawndex: HOLY FUCK
Spawndex: ive been talkin to girls..
Sanny___ I'd swim the ocean for you.. the ocean for you. says:
it meant SALLY IM PREGNANT
Steve - Kiera Knightly is an ironing board with a face. =F says:
I'm pregnant
Sanny___ I'd swim the ocean for you.. the ocean for you. says:
Is it mine?
Steve - Kiera Knightly is an ironing board with a face. =F says:
I don't know
Steve - Kiera Knightly is an ironing board with a face. =F says:
do you want it to be yours?
Sanny___ I'd swim the ocean for you.. the ocean for you. says:
Yes.
Sanny___ I'd swim the ocean for you.. the ocean for you. says:
yes I do.
Steve - Kiera Knightly is an ironing board with a face. =F says:
I TOLD YOU TO WEAR A CONDOM *cries*
Sanny___ I'd swim the ocean for you.. the ocean for you. says:
WELL IF YOUR VAGINA WASNT SO BLOODY HUGE IT WOULDLT HAVE FALLEN OFF.
Sanny___ says:
she was going on one day and i was like "is the reason you love horses so much because you look like a horse?... you piss me off... shut the fuck up".
Sanny___ says:
and you know what she did?
Sanny___ says:
she nieghed at me steve.
Steve - Nooo! My computer! ='[ says:
ahw you'd strech your vagina for me
Steve - Nooo! My computer! ='[ says:
how sweet
Sally says:
excellent.
Sally says:
sweet?
Steve - Nooo! My computer! ='[ says:
=]
Sally says:
ooh
Sally says:
rofl
Sally says:
thats probably the most romantic thing I've ever done steve.
Sally says:
See look...
Sally says:
Look at my gash bleed.
Steve - Nooo! My computer! ='[ says:
fist it
Sanny___ could not be more bored. says:
lmao
Sanny___ could not be more bored. says:
im getting there.
Steve - Nooo! My computer! ='[ says:
no lube
Steve - Nooo! My computer! ='[ says:
go in dry
Sanny___ could not be more bored. says:
is there really any other way steve?
Steve - Nooo! My computer! ='[ says:
No
Steve - Nooo! My computer! ='[ says:
not really
Steve - Nooo! My computer! ='[ says:
except..
Steve - Nooo! My computer! ='[ says:
DOUBLE FIST
Es says:
Actually Im just... playing with my belly button
Sanny___davidoff says:
im am the caramel woman.
Steve - I'm going to make this pencil dissapear! says:
haha
Steve - I'm going to make this pencil dissapear! says:
ewww
Steve - I'm going to make this pencil dissapear! says:
do you have an easy pour nozzel?
Sanny___davidoff says:
LMFAO.
Sanny___davidoff says:
Steve.
Sanny___davidoff says:
I love you
Sanny___davidoff says:
rofl.
Steve - I'm going to make this pencil dissapear! says:
=D
Sanny___davidoff says:
my nozzel is none of your concern.
[b]Jon[/b] says:
Hmm I just realised I've left MGS4 running... Thought I smelt burning
[b]Jon[/b] says:
Oh shit actualy I can
Steve - I'm going to make this pencil dissapear! says:
ROFL
[b]Jon[/b] says:
I think a fly got into my PS3
[b]Jon[/b] says:
It smells like a fly burning
Ekic: -abd akk tgree fauked
Ekic: fail
Sanny___foolish girl don't waste your energy, dont waste integrity, hes not worth anything says:
I know... but I hate that I love it Steve
Sanny___foolish girl don't waste your energy, dont waste integrity, hes not worth anything says:
Its like jamming your willy in the fridge door.
Sanny___foolish girl don't waste your energy, dont waste integrity, hes not worth anything says:
you know you dont want to do it.. but damn it maybe this time it'll feel good.
Sanny___foolish girl don't waste your energy, dont waste integrity, hes not worth anything says:
Steve how is the nice boy search coming?
Steve - Rollin' in the rain says:
there are no nice boys
Sanny___foolish girl don't waste your energy, dont waste integrity, hes not worth anything says:
its like trying to find madeline.
Sanny___foolish girl don't waste your energy, dont waste integrity, hes not worth anything says:
give me a reallly depressing song
Steve - Rollin' in the rain says:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU
Sanny___foolish girl don't waste your energy, dont waste integrity, hes not worth anything says:
lmfao.
Sanny___foolish girl don't waste your energy, dont waste integrity, hes not worth anything says:
steve I love you.
Sanny___foolish girl don't waste your energy, dont waste integrity, hes not worth anything says:
that actually made me lol
Ekic | S-6KA: Could do
Ekic | S-6KA: But its too much violence-angled
Ekic | S-6KA: I wanted one half to be peaceful
ScouTs^[UK]: You could have a kitten in the middle
Ekic | S-6KA: wtf
ScouTs^[UK]: oh right, they're violent little critters..
Ekic | S-6KA: lmao
Ekic | S-6KA: you just made my day
ScouTs^[UK]: =]
-> // shazzz, ! * x says:
back
Steve - No u says:
are you dry?
-> // shazzz, ! * x says:
no a bit wet still
Steve - No u says:
awesome
Sanny___ :] says:
i cant believe she called them faith and hope.
Sanny___ :] says:
what shit names.
Steve - Get Some! says:
me either
Sanny___ :] says:
its like calling them national and insurance.... its just plain stupid
Sanny___ :] says:
on the news "insurance has gone down the drain"... can you imagine the panic.
Swamp56: usuallyi people associate gay jokes with me a lot
Swamp56: so I have to be clear on everything
Swamp56: example someone quoted me
Swamp56: "
Swamp56: you can't choke on cock >_>
Ťщ!ﮎΤεĎ Қ!LlεR: How do you know?
Swamp56: what do you mean?"
FPSB | ScouTs^ [UK]: xD
Swamp56: you can gag on it
Swamp56: not choke on it
FPSB | ScouTs^ [UK]: dude..
Swamp56: xD
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