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 ID: 128882 |
| Joined: 2 years ago |
Location: United States, Black hole  |
| Customization/Dev Skills: ? |
| Alignment: Lawful Good |
| Consoles Owned: Xbox 360, PSP, Xbox, GameCube, Game Boy Advance, PlayStation 2, Game Boy Color, Nintendo 64, PlayStation, Super Nintendo |
| Games Played: CS:S, CS, CSCZ, DODS, DOD, BF2, COD2, BF1942, TRTR, SWOWW2 |
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| Coke Or Pepsi: Umm... |
| Cat Or Dog: Umm... |
| Sonic or Mario: Umm... |
| FPS Hero: Umm... |
| Gamer Type: Regular |
Favorite Quote:
.::VNV::. sssnake teh dj: do you have like, a boner 24/7 or somethin?
ZeroOrDie: worth a borrow and beat session
When I first started, I was all about Sleight of Hand. I could always get away with it. It was always fast. I'd duck into a room or behind a wall, I'd do it, and no-one ever knew. I'd be right back into battle with a full load.
-Random on COD4's sleight of hand perk
ClanFever: A black rod came out of mine
ClanFever: About 1 inch long
<_kr4m3r> so many fucking criminals, its bullshit
< foniks`> heh, if we sent all the criminals to some empty continent and just left them there to die
< foniks`> and showed up like 50yrs later like, "sup?"
< foniks`> whatd u think they'd say?
< FoSZoR[bg]> something along the lines of, "G`Day mate"
< third_planet> The other night my friend had some pot and wanted me to smoke it with him, but we had nowhere to smoke it because both our parents were home.
< third-planet> So we drove around looking for a place to park so we could smoke in the car.
< third-planet> We eventually settled on a Wendys parking lot..
< Mr-Butlertron> The logic is all there...
< third-planet> I know, it was a ridiculous idea. We were just desperate and that was the first place to pull off..
< third-planet> So we park in the back of the parking lot under this tree, and it's dark out, so we figure we're secluded enough. We start to light up and a cop pulls in. So we both sit really still and hope the cop will think the car is empty and just parked there. Or that he won't notice.
< third-planet> The cop circles the parking lot once, then parks behind us and we're both freaking out. So Bobby, my friend, takes all the pot and shoves it in the glove compartment. But the car smells like pot, so we figure we're busted.
< third-planet> So Bobby says we've gotta distract the cop from the pot. In a huge flash, he rips his shirt off, undoes my pants and sticks his hand inside. Before I can process what's happening, the cop knocks on my window. Then he looks in and sees Bobby shirtless, with his hand down my pants and turns bright red.
< third-planet> I roll my window down and the cop says in this really flustered voice, his face bright red, "you guys be good now" and walks quickly back to his car and drives off.
< third-planet> He didn't even notice the smell of pot.
< third-planet> We drove home in the most uncomfortable fucking silence ever.
< calin> we had a guy at school that wore black lipstick.. and was all gothy.. and then one day we caught him buying an assvibrator
< ecoli> ew.
< ecoli> wait, you "caught" him?
< ecoli> like, you were behind him in line at the assvibrator store?
< Aero> he doesnt answer
*** Quits: calin (No route to host)
(Mootar) morons.
(Mootar) these people who live in my apartment complex are connected to my wireless
(Mootar) they must think they're super-cool hackers by breaking into my completely unsecure network
(Mootar) unfortunatly, the connection works both ways
(Mootar) long story short, they now have loads of horse porn on their computer
< @Chin^> My sister caught me jacking off the other week and calls me a pervert
< @Chin^> just the other day i walked into my room and caught my sister masturbating
< @Chin^> So she calls me a pervert again?!?
< @Chin^> there is no justice in the world...
Blood Reaper: on a scale of 1 to 10
Blood Reaper: how old do you think michael jackson's boyfriend is?
i dated this guy for three years now and he wants to have sex, but im never going to do that, we did everything but sex…he put a light-up yo-yo ball inside my vagina….
one night i caught my dad watching porno. when he saw me he scrambled for the remote and took his hand out of his pants. after he changed the channel at least 10 seconds after me standing there seeing him he turned to me and began to speak but nothing came out. i interupted him saying “dont worry dad, mom doesnt do it for me anymore either”
i drench my penis in welchs jelly and stick it between two slices of bread because i wanna be a sandwich, a manwich, if you will.
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Banned 04/08/08
Duplicate account abuse after three final warnings / history of severe abuse with no improvement after punishment. |
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At least it runs Runescape HD... harharhar |
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